Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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This is one of the worlds first ever porn cartoons. It was made in 1928 and documents the adventures of it’s hero, Harton, as he attempts to bury his own treasure. Inspired by the birds and the bees it seems Harton will have a go at anything.

The quality is a little rough but that is to be expected and there are some delightful moments.

No one ever took credit for making the movie but legend has it that it involved some pretty big names of the day. Acording to Wikipedia it was made in honor of the pioneering animator Winsor McCay, whose work greatly influenced Disney and is still held in high esteem in animation circles. It was originally shown at a private party.

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I found this fabulous Video on Lisa Baxter’s site. Hollywood cranked out hundreds of short propaganda and public awareness campaign films back in the 40’s and 50’s.

This little gem deals with Lesbianism, which at the time was viewed as a disease rather than a lifestyle. It was written and produced by Cecil B. DeMille and Alfred Hitchcock.

For brevity the film has been edited to its opening introduction, and the crucial last five minutes of the film, which has Norman Bate’s fingerprints all over it.

It makes you wonder why they spend all that money on tedious sitcoms when they could just re-run these over and over.

Classic vintage porn movies

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Growing up hasn’t always been so easy. Young fellows struggling with puberty these days can rely on the internet for a ready supply of free porn to ease the journey.

Before the world wide web free porn was much harder to come by. If a crumpled and worn copy of a magazine chanced into our possession we would guard it jealously, hide under a dusty corner of carpet way under the bed and hope that mum’s vacuum cleaner didn’t reach that far. Which, eventually, it always did.

For many of us though graduating from the ladies underwear section of mothers mail order catalogue or the occasional copy of National Geographic and into the good stuff involved considerable risk.

Razzle in my Pocket, the song in the video, is a charming tale that hi-lights the hazards that one young man encountered. It’s also a tale to which I think many, that reached adolescence before the internet age, will be able to relate.

Vintage porn

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An un-named gentleman from the city of Kosai, Japan, has been busted for violating the Waste Disposal Law. He was caught dumping his collection of a thousand porno DVDs on a vacant plot of land near the border of Aichi and Shizuoka prefectures about 5 kilometres from his home.

“Well, they were porno videos after all. I was a bit scared of dumping them near my home just in case someone saw me doing it and realized what they were.” He was quoted as saying.

Apparently one of his kids found them and his wife ordered them out of the house.

Whoever he is I feel his pain so this post is for him, and all the other connoisseurs of shaved Japanese pussy out there. And I know there’s a lot of you.

And don’t forget to visit my collection at Asian Floozie