Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Sex with two girls is better than sex with one right? Of course it is. If you don’t think so you’re obviously not doing it right. Think about it; two mouths, two pussies, four tits … more is always better.

Now if those two girls happen to be bisexual that’s even better. They’ll happily keep on fucking each other while you are having the inevitable downtime between orgasms, or off in the kitchen making a cup of tea.

Lets work out the pleasure ratio and you’ll see what I mean. Sex with one girl is great. If you add another girl it increases the pleasure… for you. Now if the girls are bisexual it increases the pleasure for both of you so the old 2+1=3 equation goes out the window.

Each individual in the group is giving sexual pleasure to two people and receiving sexual pleasure from two people, the pleasure ratio is actually squared! Therefore sex with two bisexual girls is four times better than sex with one girl (2×2=4).

It follows then then that sex with three is nine times better and sex with four is sixteen times better…you get the picture?

Now I know what you’re are thinking, I’ve only got one cock, right? Well right but I’ve also got a mouth, two hands and a good imagination. A good game is to get blindfolded and have one girl hold your hands down while another climbs on top. You have to guess the pussy or mouth. But you do need to remember all their names. Saying “the one with the wavy hair and big tits” is just not very classy.

Incidentally Viagra can help keep those downtimes brief.

See also: The IgNobel Prize for Economics, 2008
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The spirit of Sappho lives on in Japan. Click for more

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A court in Athens has ruled that Lesbians can still be gay. Residents of the island of Lesbos had been trying to get the word lesbian, when used as a term for gay people, banned saying it was an insult to their identity. But a court in the Greek capital disagreed. So did Vassilis Chirdaris, lawyer for the Gay and Lesbian Union of Greece who said; “This is a good decision for lesbians everywhere.”

The islands name was given to gay women in recognition of the female poet Sappho, who wrote love poems about both women and men around 600 BC.

Lesbos is a popular gathering place for gay women from around the world particularly the village of Eressos where the poet is said to have been born. I think the residents of Lesbos should loosen up a bit and say thanks for tourist dollars.

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I found this fabulous Video on Lisa Baxter’s site. Hollywood cranked out hundreds of short propaganda and public awareness campaign films back in the 40’s and 50’s.

This little gem deals with Lesbianism, which at the time was viewed as a disease rather than a lifestyle. It was written and produced by Cecil B. DeMille and Alfred Hitchcock.

For brevity the film has been edited to its opening introduction, and the crucial last five minutes of the film, which has Norman Bate’s fingerprints all over it.

It makes you wonder why they spend all that money on tedious sitcoms when they could just re-run these over and over.

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Hold still a moment, I think you’ve got something in your eye

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“Hi Khun Seymour,” she beamed as she put the bottle in front of me. “How you?”

“I’m good, Em, and how are you?”

“I’m not Em, I’m Lek!” I was shell-shocked, I’ve known her for at least two years and I’d always thought her name was Em.

“I’m sorry,” I said, “I thought you were Em.” She stuck her bottom lip out. “But if it will help make things better”, I continued, “go and get yourself a drink.” She beamed again and was gone.

Thai bargirls never get names muddled up. Even after an absence of a few years, if you bump into someone you knew back then, it’s quite probable she’ll still remember your name.

“Chogdee ka.” Said Lek, offering her glass of lemonade.

“Chogdee krap.” I replied clinking my beer bottle against it. “Where is An today?”

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