Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Ladyboy lovers will be pleased to note that there is an all new ladyboy site, Katoy Asia, for you to drool over. The pictures will all be exclusive, shot specifically for the site.

Membership is $24.95 for 30 days or there is a 7 day trial option for $9.95.

I haven’t had a chance to have a look around yet but first impressions are good. Take a look at this gallery and see for yourself.

Visit: Katoy Asia

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The siege of the International airport left Thailand with tens of thousands of tourists all trying to leave through a military base at Utapao about an hours drive east of Pattaya.

The International airport at Suvarnabhumi handles about 900 flights a day, Utapao has a capacity of about 20 so it wasn’t a difficult decision for me to stay put for a while. But I was heartened to learn that those weary travellers that braved the bottleneck were treated to free food and a cultural show.

The show included classical dance, local musicians and a ladyboy cabaret troupe. My thanks to a reader from Sydney for sending this rather fetching pic.

Play: The Right Choice
See also: Interview with a ladyboy photographer

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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; “How much do you charge?”

“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.

“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

So the hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

The guy thinks to himself, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” and accepts the hooker’s offer. They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

“$1,500″ says the hooker

“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!” he says

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “OK Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“Nope,” says the hooker, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

See also: More fun and jokes

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The world and his dog has, by now, heard of the stunning beauty of Thai Ladyboys but it would be quite wrong to think they are the only transexuals in Asia. Bugis street, in Singapore, was famous for them back in the early 1970’s and probably long before that even.

Then it was populated by Malay, Thai and Indonesians. The Philippines also has it’s Ladyboy culture

Until recently one of the least known ladyboy scenes was that of Japan. That’s about to change. A new site called Shemale Japan has just been launched.

In Japan the term a for shemale when translated into English is new-half. The new site boasts 100% original content, hardcore, solos, cum-shots, facials and costumes/uniforms. All video is in HD and there are none of the mosaics and retouching that blight so many great AV idol pics.

Click the thumbs to see the full images.

Visit: Shemale Japan
See also: Interview with a ladyboy photographer
Play: The Right Choice

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Most ladyboy lovers I’ve spoken to are quick to point out that having sex with ladyboys does not mean that you are gay. “We are still turned on by femininity,” they insist “whereas gay men are attracted to masculinity.”

My old mate Captain Outrageous agrees. “You still treat them as you would regular women, you open doors and stuff like that. In the bedroom you feel like you are having sex with a girl who just happens to have a dick. Once you get over that little barrier you are on your way to some pretty explosive sex.”

I was keen to know about post-ops, ladyboys who have gone the whole hog and had gender re-assignment surgery. “Personally I prefer them with cock intact.” says the Captain. “It adds a little extra to the proceedings and she can’t fake an orgasm like regular girls can. That said there seems to be plenty of guys who favour the post-ops”

But why, isn’t that just going back to square one? “Not at all.” Explains the Cap’n. “What you have to remember is that although she now has the body and genitals of a girl she still has the same lust for wild uninhibited sex that you have. And as I’ve said before; that can get pretty explosive”

Just as there are bars in Patpong that are dedicated to ladyboys there is also a bar, Kings Corner, that is staffed exclusively by post-op ladyboys.

Now the nets first website featuring exclusively post-op ladyboys has just been launched. It’s called Ladyboy Pussy

Website: Ladyboy Pussy
Interview: Captain Outrageous
Challenge: Can you tell the difference

A young tourist is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After enjoying great sex she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on several occasions.

Rather enjoying it, the lad turns and asks her, “Why do you like doing that so much?”

“Because I really miss mine”, she replies.

Oh but it’s not funny. If you’re ever heading to Bangkok you need to be able to tell the difference between a lady and a ladyboy so I’ve devised a little test.

Now, you’re in Patpong, it’s nearly closing time. You’re three sheets to the wind and you are desperate to score. You stagger into one last bar, sway a little, close one eye and survey the stage. You’ve got to choose yourself a female. The odds are stacked against you but it’s not impossible - How many drinks will you have to buy to get a girl?

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