Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Bijin-Tokei is Japanese for beautiful clock. It features pictures of pretty Japanese girls holding up the time. The picture changes every minute though it is not always a new girl every minute. And they do have their clothes on I’m afraid.

There are numerous versions of it for the iPhone which have been hugely popular in Japan. But now Mac users can get it as a dashboard widget and folks who use iGoogle can add one to their page as a gadget. And you can even customise a version as to add to your blog although the sizing can be a bit flakey.

The only problem is that sometimes they have a trashy advert when you mouseover but if you click on the first two words you can go to the web version of the clock for a slightly larger version of the pic.

Dr Anri Suzuki wants to compensate

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Dr Anri Suzuki, from Tokyo, is an expert in Sino-Japanese history specialising in the Japanese invasion of China in 1937. But the 24-year old feels deeply ashamed of what her countrymen did back then and wants to offer a symbolic compensation.

“I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan,” she told metro.co.uk.

Dr Suzuki, I do realise that I am not Chinese but I have suffered nothing but grief ever since I learned about the terrible events of 1937 in school. I would like nothing better than to find closure, to put those events behind me and I believe you could help. I will be arriving in Tokyo on Tuesday.

Click now! More pussy inside

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And they are an art all to themselves, I can stare at them for hours on end. Oh I know there are lovely smooth slits all over the world but the Japanese have a way of making them look just a little bit more delicious.

It’s only recently that we’ve been able to enjoy looking at Japanese pussies like this, and if you are in Japan you still can’t look at them legally. Porn has a long history in Japan but during World War 2 it was banned so as not to distract the military.

When the Americans re-wrote the constitution, after the war, they neglected to re-write that particular law. The upshot that genitals were always airbrushed or pixelated.

Click here to see a dozen smooth slits

	I know you guys love shaved Japanese pussies and I agree, they really are quite edible. But I decided that you’d probably want to see these pictures of Nanako anyway. After all, variety is the spice of life. I don’t think anyone would push her out of bed just because she has a hairy pussy. Would you? Click the thumbnails!
There are loads more pictures of adorable Nanako HERE

See: Lots more uncensored Japanese models

Click the pic and pull the pudding

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Looks like I’m going to be suffering from Hypersexual Disorder by the year 2013. Hypersexual disorder is essentially enjoying frequent sexual activity with lots of different people, or at least wanting to.

I don’t suffer from it yet because the book in which it is going to be defined, The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders - which apparently is the dogs bollocks of psychiatric reference books - isn’t going to be updated until then.

Those of you that think I’m already sick (yes, I got your e-mails) needn’t laugh either. You are going to be classified as suffering from Absexuality Disorder along with everyone else that gets a secret thrill out of being disgusted by porn and obscenity.

I would reply to your missives but I can’t be bothered. According to the new book that means I also suffer from cognitive tempo disorder.

And there are plenty more; Intermittent explosive disorder means having a hissy fit and sexual arousal disorder is the new term for “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.”

Speaking to The Times Online, Darrel Regier, research director of the American Psychiatric Association and a member of the task force working on the manual, said: “One of the reasons for doing this is that we are concerned about establishing better thresholds of diagnosis for people with a genuine disorder.”

I think he’s suffering from Elevated Importance of Quackery Syndrome which is; expanding the market by inventing new conditions to diagnose and prescribe for.

Click the pic to see some photos of Japanese nurse Nana Takesita who, I might add, has a perfectly edible shaved pussy. Better do it quick, pretty soon they’ll be coming after you with straight jackets and bromide tea.