Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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For those of you that like your eroticism a bit arty I urge you to go check out this delicious Indian girl over at Beauty and Sin. She goes by the name of Mohini and she is from Jaipur in Rajasthan where taking pictures like these would generally be frowned upon.

According to her profile Mohini “… believes in self discipline, instinct, constant learning, subtle curves, and attention to detail.” She also likes “… a memory to embrace, and a guilty pleasure to reflect upon with a knowing smile.”

So do I, Mohini, so do I

See more: Mohini
Read also: Savita Bhabhi: Indian anime
Read also: Inside Asha Kumara

China: Florence Fong

Philippines: Edmilyn and Carla

Japan: Rumiko

Thailand: Uan

India: Asha Kumara

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It’s been a bit quiet round here lately, I haven’t seen anything particularly amusing in the news and I’ve been up to my bollocks in work. I mean regular work, the nasty stuff that gets the bills paid. This work just pays for beer and hookers and I’ve been celibate for 48 hours chaps!!!!

Anyway, I know how much you all love shaved pussies so here is a little round-up of sweet edible cunts from around Asia. Don’t dribble on your keyboard.

Review: Inside Asha Kumara
Review: Momo Sengen - Japanese shaved pussy movies
Review: Little Brown Fucking Machines
More pics: China Shaved

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I came across some Indian anime the other day. It documents the saucy adventures of Savita Bhabhi, a bored Indian lady who’s husband is, conveniently, never around. I think Bhabhi means something along the lines of “neighbours sexy wife” but I may be wrong. I know there are some readers from India out there so please feel free to correct me.

It may not be as sophisticated as other types of anime but hey, a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step right? and Savita Bhabhi is an admirable first step.

The stories are updated daily. The first episode concerns a travelling bra salesman who gets himself into a bit of a … well go read for yourself.

For those of you that prefer real flesh and blood click on the thumbnail to the left to read all about the sub-continents hottest babe, Asha Kumara and her sweet little pussy

Visit: Savita Bhabi
See also: The sweet mystery of Asha Kumara
See also: An Indian Rose

Now if Real Doll made an Asha Kumara model I would be the first to place an order

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In his new book Love and Sex with Robots, artificial intelligence expert David Levy claims we shall soon be shagging androids. I haven’t read it, I haven’t been able to find a copy and I can’t be arse’d to order it online. But from reading a few reviews I’m beginning to wonder why anyone would fork out for book that spends 320 pages stating the obvious.

For as long as I can remember women have been using vibrators and men have been using a wide variety things, from inflatable sheep to putting a piece of prime steak under the grill for a few minutes and then wrapping that around their cock, in their private moments alone.

The current state of the art sex toy for men is Real Doll. These have completely articulated skeletons to allow anatomically correct positioning and use a blend of the best silicone rubbers for an ultra flesh-like feel. Each doll is custom made to your specifications. You can choose from a range of body types, skin tones, faces and hair styles.

A Real Doll

The dolls look pretty good, I could fuck one. And since the company has been in business for over ten years presumably plenty of people are happily fucking them. Adding robotics and artificial intelligence is the obvious next step.

The problem I have with them is; what do you do when you get bored and want another. You can’t exactly give them their taxi fare and send them home like you can with a bar girl. True they won’t get jealous if you bring another one back but at the princely sum of US$6,499 you’re not going to be doing that too often. And they are not going to get any cheaper once the software is installed.

I suppose you could always start a brothel and try to recoup some of your investment. You wouldn’t have to pay the dolls, they could work 24/7 and there would be no risk of unwanted pregnancies or life threatening diseases.

Incidentally, the state of the art sex toy for women is me and I’m much cheaper than a Real Doll

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First Innings: Have you ever licked your monitor? I nearly did, just now. I had a picture of Asha Kumara’s pussy filling the entire screen, and it’s a big screen. Her pussy looks good even from over the other side of the room but I had my nose about two inches from it. I could see the texture of her skin, blue polished fingertips clasping at her bum.

It is a great picture. My eyes traced every curve, I tried to imagine the scent of her skin, I swear I heard her giggle softly as she felt the tickle of my breath on the back of her thighs … and then I snapped out of my reverie.

The picture comes from a set called Cricket Cutie. Cricket is a noble sport and one of Asha’s favourites. It also provides the epithets needed to describe my condition; I was bowled over, knocked for six. I admired her delicious crease and then … ahem, I found myself on a rather sticky wicket.

Second Innings: In India folks are as obsessed with cricket as I am with sex but for, the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what the outfit she was wearing in that set had to do with cricket. I’ll defer to her superior knowledge on that, the important thing was that she took it off and showed me her pussy.

There are lots of pictures of Asha’s pussy in the members area. They are a generous 1600×1066 pixels and are all beautifully shot. Indeed all the pictures are beautifully shot and capture the sequence of events, as she strips off, without ever becoming too repetitive.

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Oooh, isn’t she a hot little sweetie. Her name is Asha Kumara, she is 19 years old and come from Goa on the west coast of India. Goa was an important Portuguese trading post back in the fifteenth century, today it is famous for it’s gorgeous beaches.

I like it for it’s gorgeous women and these pictures of Asha have just reminded me that it is too long since I was last there. Too long since I’ve smelled the tropical seas in her hair and tasted her fragrant skin, her dark brown nipples. Walking along the beach at night with the light of the moon reflecting off the white sand beach and making love in the warm surf.

After a late dinner we would go back to our room, filled with incense and sea breezes and make love again, slowly. This time on crisp white sheets that highlight the delicious brown of her body and the pink of her sweet pussy as I go down for dessert.

In the morning she’ll be gone. A good Indian girl has chores to do in the day but she’ll be back in the late afternoon and my good Indian girl can be beautifully bad once again.

Click on her belly button and she’ll show you her tits, surf on over to her website and she’ll show you much, much more. Let Asha Kumara spice up your life today.