Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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There’s a story doing the internet rounds that says shopping can cause impotency in men. I have believed this all along but according to the story boffins have discovered that a chemical compound found on some till receipts contains enough Bisphenol A (BPA) to suppress male hormones in the body.

BPA is the stuff that helps the ink stick to the paper. It also sticks to your fingers so when you stick a doughnut or something into your mouth it carries a payload of Bisphenol A.

Berlin-based urologist Professor Frank Sommer told the Daily Telegraph; “A substance like that could shift the balance of the sex hormones in men towards oestrogen.”

“In the long term this leads to less sexual drive, encourages the belly instead of the muscles to grow and has a bad effect on erection and potency.” he continued.

Encourages the belly eh? So next time the missus wants a Saturday afternoon at the mall just tell that the till receipts will make her fat.

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I get asked a lot about Filipina girls. They are particularly popular because they have the best command of English of all the girls in Asia.

But I don’t get over to the Philippines very often. It’s a shame really because it’s a lovely country with some really hot babes. But I don’t have much patience with Manila, the country’s capital. It’s an ugly city, awful to try and get around in and there’s bugger all to do in the daytime other than go and look at Imelda’s shoe collection.

But I am still able to get a Filipina fix when I need one. There are plenty of them working out of bars in Hong Kong.

Where to find Filipinas in Hong Kong

	Joysa here is not a student, she just likes dressing up as one … and then undressing again. She likes to do this best if there is a horny guy present. She gets wet just thinking about it. She likes stripping off on the internet because there are thousands of horny guys all tugging their rope and thinking about the tightness of her shaved pussy. She knows her pusssy is tight because she sticks her fingers in it while she thinks about all those guys jerking off.

See: lots more Little Brown Fucking Machines
See also: Filipna Sherylie
and some shaved Chinese pussies

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Scientists at the University of Montreal, Canada, had to ditch a study of pornography because they couldn’t find any men who had not watched hardcore movies before.

Their idea was to get two groups of men in their twenties to compare regular porn users with those who had never seen explicit films. The problem was, according to The Sun, they couldn’t find any blokes that had never watched hardcore porn.

“The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women.” Explained Professor Simon Louis Lajeunessesaid.

“We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn’t find any.”

So they were forced to change it to studying the habits of men who did use porn. They discovered that single men viewed porn for 40 minutes three times a week while those in relationships watch it 1.7 times a week for 20 minutes.

Do they get paid for this?

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My first encounter with an older woman was in London a long time ago. She was American, wealthy and had flashy sports car. I don’t know if you could really call her a milf, she was mid-thirties and kept herself in terrific shape. But I was fresh out of college and had only recently moved to the big city.

She was exotic and insatiable. The kind of woman the chaps such as I would have had wet dreams about. We had a fun few months but most of her friends were gay bankers and, while I had no problem with anyone being gay - there were many gay folks at art school, I didn’t appreciate being made to feel like the toy-boy that really I was.

I was also secretly dating a cute Indian girl and it was getting too difficult to manage both so I said farewell to the fast car and the expensive dinners.

When I got to Asia I found so many cute girls that I completely forgot the delights of the older women for a while. They have always been around. The Red Lips bar in Hong Kong became famous for them. In Bangkok many used to hang out at the old Blue Fox and still do at Thermae.

In a bar in Saigon a few years ago one lady proudly pulled out a letter from a US serviceman postmarked 1974; “He said he will come back for me,” she said. She was still waiting.

Bargirls, like everyone else, grow older and there are a few cuties that I knew when I first came to Asia that have blossomed into handsome milf-hood. But there are other milfs on the scene these days that are not former bar girls. A lot of women I’ve met recently are in it mainly for company and good sex.

A woman I know runs a lucrative business in Pattaya. She catches the bus to Bangkok every Friday evening in search of fun. I pointed out that she didn’t need to travel all the way to Bangkok to find plenty of potential customers. “I know,” she said, “but I don’t want the neighbours to find out.”

See also: Red Lips Bar
See also: Thermae
See also: Mature Asia site review