Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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There’s a story doing the internet rounds that says shopping can cause impotency in men. I have believed this all along but according to the story boffins have discovered that a chemical compound found on some till receipts contains enough Bisphenol A (BPA) to suppress male hormones in the body.

BPA is the stuff that helps the ink stick to the paper. It also sticks to your fingers so when you stick a doughnut or something into your mouth it carries a payload of Bisphenol A.

Berlin-based urologist Professor Frank Sommer told the Daily Telegraph; “A substance like that could shift the balance of the sex hormones in men towards oestrogen.”

“In the long term this leads to less sexual drive, encourages the belly instead of the muscles to grow and has a bad effect on erection and potency.” he continued.

Encourages the belly eh? So next time the missus wants a Saturday afternoon at the mall just tell that the till receipts will make her fat.

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I get asked a lot about Filipina girls. They are particularly popular because they have the best command of English of all the girls in Asia.

But I don’t get over to the Philippines very often. It’s a shame really because it’s a lovely country with some really hot babes. But I don’t have much patience with Manila, the country’s capital. It’s an ugly city, awful to try and get around in and there’s bugger all to do in the daytime other than go and look at Imelda’s shoe collection.

But I am still able to get a Filipina fix when I need one. There are plenty of them working out of bars in Hong Kong.

Where to find Filipinas in Hong Kong

	Joysa here is not a student, she just likes dressing up as one … and then undressing again. She likes to do this best if there is a horny guy present. She gets wet just thinking about it. She likes stripping off on the internet because there are thousands of horny guys all tugging their rope and thinking about the tightness of her shaved pussy. She knows her pusssy is tight because she sticks her fingers in it while she thinks about all those guys jerking off.

See: lots more Little Brown Fucking Machines
See also: Filipna Sherylie
and some shaved Chinese pussies

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Scientists at the University of Montreal, Canada, had to ditch a study of pornography because they couldn’t find any men who had not watched hardcore movies before.

Their idea was to get two groups of men in their twenties to compare regular porn users with those who had never seen explicit films. The problem was, according to The Sun, they couldn’t find any blokes that had never watched hardcore porn.

“The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women.” Explained Professor Simon Louis Lajeunessesaid.

“We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn’t find any.”

So they were forced to change it to studying the habits of men who did use porn. They discovered that single men viewed porn for 40 minutes three times a week while those in relationships watch it 1.7 times a week for 20 minutes.

Do they get paid for this?