Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Little Brown Fucking Machines

Although the term ‘Little Brown Fucking Machine’ goes way back to the Vietnam war I first heard it in Hong Kong back in the mid-eighties. The phrase was (and still is) used to describe the territories vast army of domestic helpers, most of whom whom are imported from the Philippines.

Sunday was the traditional day off and every week after lunch they would pour into discos in Wanchai, such as Pussycat and Makati, that opened especially for them. The Filipinas were augmented by Thai restaurant workers and a few Indonesians. And, of course, a varied selection of working girls.

When I discovered the Little Brown Fucking Machines website it brought on, first, a smile of recognition then a wave of nostalgia. I spent many a happy Sunday afternoon chasing LBFMs and even if I failed to get lucky on the dance floor I could always head into one of the girly bars and watch Thai or Filipina pole dancers.

The pictures and videos on this site seem to be fairly evenly split between Thai and Filipina and between boy/girl, girl/girl and solo girl. And, on occassion, girl/banana and other intriguing objects.

In addition LBFM has a superb collection of pictures and videos from inside one of Bangkok’s famous gogo bars. Now for those of you that have never been to Bangkok imagine 30-40 of these bars all next door to each other on both sides of the road … and there are several roads! Now this is a particularly special treat as cameras are not normally allowed inside.

There is also some exclusively shot footage of a pussy show which allows you the kind of close up detail that you don’t even get when you are there. I’ll never forget the first time i saw a girl remove a beer bottle top with her pussy, it brought a tear to my eye. In these clips pussy also launches a banana, demonstrates its literary skills and more.

The pages load fast and navigation is easy but because of the large number of pictures if you if you fall in love with a particular set you’d be well advised to bookmark it, or at least jot the page number down. At the time of writing there are almost 80 pages!

IN BRIEF
All amatuer models, Thai and Filipina
Pictures - 62,000 + and growing. At least 1024×768 pixels
Videos - 1,700(58 hours)+ WMV format
Updates - Every Friday (10-12 new sets per month)

Pros: These are amateur Asian models shot in Asia, raw and wild. The kind girls you’ll see walking down the street or on the bus. Not celebrities or professional models but the kind of girls you actually get to fuck if you visit Asia. Skinny, chubby, hairy, shaved whatever your preference they are all here. Me?, I like variety that’s why I like this site.

Cons: Design. Although the big slabs of colour have become a bit of a brand identity making my only critisism seem rather trivial.

COST: US$29.95 per month. Your membership will automatically be renewed every month untill you cancel.
A one time payment of US$54.95 for three months is available which will save you over $10 per month

CLICK HERE TO VIST LITTLE BROWN FUCKING MACHINES

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