http://www.seymourtotti.com Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:14:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Click to see her naked . . . . . . A group of masked women in Guanhgzhou, China stripped down to their bras and panties and danced outside a subway station in the hope of attracting husbands. According to the Guangzhou Daily they were handing out slips of paper ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/03/11/mating-dance/ . . . . . . . I shot my first nudey pictures the other day. It was the cleaning ladyboy that suggested it. He's only seen my travel pictures before because that's mostly what I do. Never-the-less he had faith in me. He also had a girl who was keen to do some modelling. What kind ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/03/06/my-first-porn-shoot/ . . . . I haven't seen any new Asians from Met-Art for a long time now. Now much as I admire the Met models and the photographers that capture them so beautifully I firmly believe that variety is the spice of life. So come on chaps ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/03/04/bom-bom-from-met/ . Occasionally I get asked if I ever miss the fulfilment of a long-term relationship and the comfort of a stable home. And the answer is always no, not in the slightest. I tried the relationship thing, they're great at the beginning but eventually I always feel manipulated and taken ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/23/sisters-of-mercy/ . Girls from the Philippines are popular everywhere. This is because, gorgeous though they are, they usually speak English well. As a result you'll find Filipinas working all over Asia. But it is good to catch them on their ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/16/playing-away/ Click the pic and pull the pudding . . . Looks like I'm going to be suffering from Hypersexual Disorder by the year 2013. Hypersexual disorder is essentially enjoying frequent sexual activity with lots of different people, or at least wanting to. I don't suffer from it ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/15/shrink-rap/ Hung Hei Fat Choi! That's the Cantonese greeting, it means "Happy and prosperous new year". This year it falls on Valentine's day so I would imagine the high street shops and restaurants will ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/14/happy-chinese-new-year/ . . . . . . . Durex have been promoting new Featherlite Elite Ultima a lot recently. How are these different from garden variety Featherlite Ultima I wondered. After their last re-pimping effort I was a tad suspicious. So I called up Ellie and put the matter to her. "Exactly the same," she said, ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/13/same-same-but-no-different/ It's funny how random memories drift into your mind. Some years ago, after business trip to Osaka, I'd taken the train over to Kyoto. The plan was to get up early and do some sight-seeing before going on ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/09/a-good-face-for-memories/ Tsubomi Kanako Aso Maria Ozawa Juri Matsuzaka Hinayo Motoki . Since I know how much you guys like Japanese girls I have assembled a bumper crop of Japanese girls being delightfully ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/07/some-japanese-hardcore-galleries/ My Zeb is bigger than your Zeb. Click it to lick it. . . . . . . . Akbar Zeb is a high flying diplomat from Pakistan. He has served as the country's High Commissioner to Canada and as their ambassador to South Africa. But he has been rejected for ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/06/a-big-swinging-dick-by-any-other-name/ . I was wandering around the Bangla Road area in Patong. Stopping for a beer every now and then observing the scenery. Soi Sea Dragon still seemed fairly quiet, except that when I turned into it the first girl that I passed reached out and pinched my bum. I'd never had ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/05/walk-on-the-wild-side/   It comes up in pub conversation sometimes that, because Asian girls are famous ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/02/02/tight-chinese-pussy/ . . . . . Hooray for mobile phone porn! Though I must admit I've never used a mobile phone for looking at porn, the screen just isn't big enough. The only time I would conceivably use it is on an airplane. But I just don't recall the last time I was on a ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/31/iporn/ . . I had an e-mail the other day from a gentleman who wondered why I never post any hardcore. It was a good question. I have nothing against hardcore porn, I don't find ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/23/a-bit-of-rough-stuff/ Another brand new site just launched is Thai Girls Wild ... and I know a thing or two about them. The site is totally hardcore and totally amateur. It claims to have "The biggest ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/19/thai-girls-wild/ Premier Japanese shaved pussy site Rikitake has re-launched and re-branded itself Girls Delta. All the original content is on the new site and fresh pictures and ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/18/smooth-as-silk/ . . . The French national library, Bibliothque Nationale in Paris, is showing off some of its porn collection. More than 350 books and prints from it's smut ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/14/psst-dirty-pictures/ . . . . Life like (well almost) love dolls have been around for a while but up until now they have always been mute and static. The launch of True Companion's Roxxxy at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this weekend is set to ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/10/android-love/ . . . . . Okamoto's new line, the 0.02 Hydro, are being heavily marketed in Hong Kong. These, presumably, are the brand's response to the Sagami Premium. They are made from polyurethane and have the same specs as the Sagami and, since those had been such a pain in the arse to get ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/03/condom-wars/ . . . . . . . . .Let's hope it's a good one ... my new years resolution is to get laid as much as possible. Same as last year. It's a good resolution to make and one that I enjoy striving for. And I hope that you also get laid at every available opportunity. . ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2010/01/01/happy-new-year-2/ http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/12/26/a-christmas-carol/ Have a good one and may you all get what you wish for in stockings ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/12/24/bah-humbug/ . . . .She flung herself at the pole and, clinging with her right leg and both hands, spun around like a top. The toe of her left boot whizzed within inches of the head of a punter who was sitting at the stage side. As the spin lost momentum she flipped ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/12/21/showtime-at-the-long-gun/ . Scientists at the University of Montreal, Canada, had to ditch a study of pornography because they couldn't find any men who had not watched hardcore movies before. Their idea was to get two groups of men in their twenties to compare regular porn users with those who had never ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/12/04/porn-study-goes-floppy/ Not me specifically but it's a question I've been asked a few times now. The last time was a gentleman who had been to Bangkok and found the girl of his dreams only to discover that she was, in fact, a ladyboy. So besotted was he that he took the ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/30/am-i-gay/ Asha has nothing to do with the story, she just looks great . . . She was in tears. I don't like making girls cry but this was beyond my control. "It's p-p-purple" she wailed. I pointed out that it had been but now it had mostly ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/28/high-as-a-kite/ "Now let's see if it fits in here" . . . .The Thai government is about to introduce a new penis measuring device to enable it's male population to find the right sized condoms. The paper tape measures a width of between 49 and 56 ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/22/the-measure-of-a-man/ No hair in her g-string. Click it and see . . The Forum for Contemporary Music, an orchestra based in Leipzig, Germany, has announced that it plans to play a concert at one of the city's brothels. The idea, apparently, is to get classical music out ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/18/if-music-be-the-food-of-love/ . . I was in a Seven-Eleven in Hong Kong the other day when I spied what appeared to be a new line of condoms from Durex. "Ultra Thin", boasted the box. Everything else was in Chinese. I wondered if this was the long overdue product designed to claw back some ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/16/the-pimped-prophylactics/ Yume wants to watch you masturbate . . . Most kids figure it out on their own eventually but in Extremadura, a district in south-west Spain, youngsters are getting a helping hand ... from the local government. A €14,000 (US$20,800) campaign with the slogan "Pleasure in ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/14/learning-how-to-wank/ . . Apple comes from the north east of Thailand, the vast rural hinterland known as Isaan. It's where most of Bangkok's bar girls come from. In fact it is where most taxi drivers, construction workers, ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/14/apple-sauce/ . I've never been a sentimental person. My material needs are few and I've always lived by the creed of; "depend on no-one and let no-one depend on me", certainly for my emotional well-being. But I'm not really heartless and I do care about the people I spend my time with. ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/10/fond-farewells/ . . . . A new Asian Met girl landed in my inbox today, at least new to me. Her name is Yuka which suggests she is Japanese but that doesn't really mean much. Its quite fashionable for Chinese and Thai girls to give themselves Japanese names. Yuka does look more Chinese to ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/04/met-art-asian-girl-yuka/ . . Be prepared. It was a credo I learned in the boy scouts. But if you are travelling it is especially important and being prepared to me means having plenty of condoms handy. If you are travelling to Southeast Asia the best advice I can give you will always be ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/11/02/review-condom-vs-condom/ . . . Buffalo Bridge is in fact a small bar area known as Saphan (bridge) Kwai (buffalo). It's a small strip of less than a dozen grass roots level bars that specifically target the local market. It's an area I don't go to often because it's a long hike to get ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/10/23/a-go-go-girl-at-buffalo-bridge/ . . Have you ever had sex in a hammock? No, neither have I. Not successfully anyway. Even hammocks that look like, and claim, they can fit two people usually don't - unless you keep extremely still. The best I ever got it was to fill the middle of the hammock ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/10/14/sex-in-a-hammock/ Sign the petition then click the pic . . . . . October is Sex Education month in the US so I figured it was a good time to urge those of you that are there to surf on over here and sign the petition in support of REAL ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/10/04/carnal-knowledge/ . . . When the PLA sashay ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/30/privates-on-parade/ Virgins, both of 'em . . . . . An Egyptian scholar is calling for the execution of anyone found importing the Artificial Virginity Hymen. They take virginity very seriously in the Middle East but for thirty greenbacks this little kit can redo that which has been undone, ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/29/born-again-virgins/ . . . . "Wah!", they said in unison. In Chinese it's the all encompassing expression of surprise. The people that said it were four new recruits who had arrived from China late the night before. I had gone there to give a farewell bonk to a lady who had become a ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/26/the-set-up/ For successful threesomes it's best to find two girls who are happy to keep on fucking each other while you are having the unevitable downtime ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/26/gizby-and-piano/ . A strapping young farmer stopped by the local mechanic's to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so since didn't live far he decided to just just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/21/the-farmer-and-the-little-old-lady/ Sweet Japanese office lady Eri Omochika is keen keen to show you her pussy. And I have to say it is a rather yummy pussy indeed. Warm, ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/19/eri-omochikas-pussy/ . . Hooray for amateur porn. We've come a long way since the Polaroids of the early seventies. Back then the innocent young lad that I was couldn't think why on earth anyone would buy a Polaroid camera. The pictures quality was rubbish and you couldn't make reprints. Then one day, in ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/14/readers-wives/ . . . Elope with Carol, click here. . . . I had a girlfriend who looked just like Carol here. But her father was very traditional, he believed that Hong Kong girls should only date Hong Kong men. Westerners could date who they wanted so long ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/13/a-secret-tryst/ . . . . My first encounter with an older woman was in London a long time ago. She was American, wealthy and had flashy sports car. I don't know if you could really call her a milf, she was mid-thirties and kept herself in terrific shape. But I was fresh out of ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/12/old-friends/ Dido is a very naughty girl. . . . . As the name suggest Mature Asia is a celebration of of older Asian women. It's not a slick site, it's a site that has been developed by enthusiasts for like-minded souls. That said, it delivers the goods adequately ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/09/05/site-review-mature-asia/ . . . Yuria Takashima's tight little pussy is really quite edible. I can almost here her giggle softly as she feels my breath, as my tongue starts to explore the cracks and creases. She's getting wet now, ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/08/24/lunch-with-yuria/ . . . . . . Areeya: A goddess with balls. . . . . In a wave of religious devotion thousands of men in India have taken to dressing up as the Goddess Radhi. Radhi, or Radhika as she is sometimes called, was a consort of Lord ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/08/18/indian-cosplay-with-a-religious-twist/ . . . . . I'd not seen any Asians from Met-Art recently so it was nice to find two that I'd not seen before. Aileen is south-east Asian. Her name would suggest she is from the Philippines. True, it may not be her real name but nor is it the kind of stage ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/08/01/aileen-and-elva/ . . . . . The residents of Fucking, Austria are so pissed off with tourists doing just that in front of their sign that they are installing CCTV cameras. Fucking, with just 104 residents, offers an inviting piece of lawn right next to the village sign post where weary travellers can stop for ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/28/fucking-tourists/ Don't click, just think about my pussy . . . "Wow", she said as my jocks dropped to the floor. "Wow" she said again as she squeezed my thickening dick in the shower. Complementing a client on the size of his dick is a good business practice ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/26/how-tight-can-a-pussy-be/ This is Jade and she is launching a new site called Dirty Asian Slut. It's a good name, it describes the star perfectly. Jade enjoys sex. She likes to get her gorgeous tight pussy drilled ... no I mean drilled ... ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/18/dirty-asian-slut/ On yer bike . . . . . The Maison d'Envie brothel in Berlin, Germany is offering discounts of five euro (about US$7) off the standard rate of seventy Euro (US$100) to customers who arrive on a bicycle or who can proved they arrived by some other means of ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/14/girls-love-men-who-wear-bicycle-clips/ . . . . The Amora Sex Academy opened in Berlin on Thursday welcoming visitors with the slogan, "Finally, an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything." The show boasts more than 50 interactive displays which guide visitors around the naughty bits of both males and females. It offers tips on ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/12/sex-on-show/ . . . . . . An 80-year-old grandfather in the town of Split in Croatia was so exited at the prospect of a blowjob that he collapsed and died before the service could be performed. According to metro.co.uk he had negotiated a fee of about US6.50 for the service with a local hooker and had ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/08/hello-i-must-be-going/ Did you ever find yourself stranded in an airport for hours waiting for a connecting flight? There's fuck all to do so you wind up pushing your trolley around until you inevitably wind up in the bookshop. I've noticed a growing ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/07/05/101-shaved-asian-pussies-you-must-fuck-before-you-die/ Get your cum leaping over Kohru's box . . . . . A daily fuck is like taking your sperm to the gym... although the report on Reuters didn't quite phrase it that way. Apparently a study of 118 men by Dr David Greening of Sydney IVF, an Australian ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/06/30/give-your-sperm-a-workout/ . . Most guys like myself prefer to hire a maid to do their washing, or they will take it to the 24-hour place and pick it up the following day. Me, I enjoy going down to the coin-operated laundry in my apartment complex. I choose my times because there are ... http://www.seymourtotti.com/2009/06/23/other-peoples-laundry/