Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Anybody who has been to Asia will no doubt have been appalled at the amount of disposable chopsticks the region gets through in a lunch hour. I once toyed with the idea of printing up a couple of thousand paper chopstick sleeves to give away as a promo. All went well until I came to placing the order for the chopsticks to put inside. “Yes Mr. Totti,” came the young ladies voice at the other end of the phone, “and how many hundred thousand would you like?”

But, for environmentally conscious women, Triumph Japan have launched the “My Hashi” or “My Chopsticks”, a bra designed to promote environmentally friendly measures to reduce the use of disposable chopsticks.

The company claimed it was to the growing trend of Japanese who carry their own personal chopsticks so they would not have to use the disposable ones provided by restaurants.

But the bra has benefits beyond saving the planet. The chopsticks encased in either side of the bra push up breasts and gently accentuate cleavage whilst simultaneously guaranteeing TV air time and a rash of You Tube postings.

.There is some potential there. The traditional way of eating rice with chopsticks is to raise the bowl to the mouth and gently shovel the rice between the lips. The other cup represent a bowl of miso soup, you don’t need chopsticks for that you can just put it in your mouth and suck.

You don’t need chopsticks for eating shaved pussy either.

NB. Most of the Youtube movies are the same but this one had the cutest presenter.

Not much in the way of posts recently, I’ve been on the road for a while. Getting up to no good in all the wrong places heheh. There’ll be some tales of misadventure, or rather Miss Adventure soon. Meantime it’s rather of difficult to sift through smutty pictures when you’re sitting in a Starbucks in Singapore.

Anyway, I thought I’d get a quick post in for all you connoisseurs of fine Japanese Pussy. Her name is Chika Matsuo, if you click on the picture you’ll be able to see a few more pictures of her. You can find movies at Mumo Sengen: The Movie - Shaved Japanese Pussies.

She really looks quite edible doesn’t she, Which bit would you like to eat first? I think I’d start at her fingertips and work my way in.

The previous post called A song and dance with the lovely Mela flashing her panties and wiggling her ass reminded me of the Japanese Air Sex Awards I wrote about back in May. So I did a little search and found this revealing three minute documentary from Japanorama.

In other news a man in Scotland has been placed on probation for having sex with his bicycle. According to a story on the BBC website, Robert Stewart, 51, was caught his bicycle clips down by two cleaning ladies. They had knocked his bedroom door at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr several times and, receiving no reply, assumed that he was out.

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They used a master key to unlock the door and saw the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. He was holding the bike in a compromising position and moving his hips back and forth. They were both shocked.

Stewart was placed on probation for three years and also on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

The sweet little Thai pussy at the top there is called Garfield. She can pump my tyres anytime

The knock on from the recent US sub prime market problems that hit Northern Rock among others shows no signs of letting up. In fact it has now badly affected the banking system in Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cutback some of its branches. Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more than likely will go for a song. Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose- dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop.

Analysts report something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff fear they may get a raw deal, meanwhile customers of Bukkake bank are finding it a little hard to swallow.

I got into schoolgirls back in the sixties. I remember it well, mum and dad took me to the movies to see The Great St Trinians Train Robbery. I had a stiffy throughout. The Japanese, of course, have taken schoolgirlism to a whole new level but they are no less beguiling. So, in honour of professional schoolgirls everywhere let’s have a rousing chorus of the St Trinians School song:

Stride towards your fortune,
Boldly on your way,
Never once forgetting,
There’s one born every day.
Let our motto be broadcast
“Get your blow in first”
She who draws the sword last
Always comes off worst.

St. Trinian’s St. Trinian’s, our battle cry,
St. Trinian’s St. Trinian’s, will never die.

This, gentle reader, was supposed to a family movie!

Our model comes from the Schoolgirl Fever website. Click on the picture if you’d like to see her being taught a lesson, click here to visit the site

Sexy Tsubasa thinks air sex is over rated. Click the pic

Back in September 2006 Ochi “Dainoji” Yosuke of Japan became the 11th World Air Guitar Champion. But Japan also has another Air Champion. A gentleman who goes by the name of Cobra is worlds first Air Sex Champion.

“Air sex was invented by guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex,” J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Japan’s Weekly Playboy.

Just as air guitar is playing a non-existent guitar, air sex is fucking a non-existent partner. Technique is important but it can also be revealing. According to Sugisaku “Normally what happens with a display is that you perform the same way you normally would when having sex. I’ve seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they’re still virgins. I’ve also seen other guys perform such incredibly authentic fake fellatio that nobody has been left in any doubt that they could only be bisexual.”

Cobra’s theory for successful air sex is that it involves more than just blowing. “On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my (continues here.., more pics too…)

An article in the Wall Street Journal recently took more than 700 words to tell us modern Japanese women have bigger tits than a generation ago and that this has been turned into a marketing phenomenon called ‘bon-kyu-bon’ or big-small-big. Think 36-23-36

Frankly I think a couple of pictures would have done the job better and we wouldn’t have had to read through all the designer brand and product name name-dropping. ie Mr Thing from trendy bra manufacturer says women in their 20s wear bras two sizes bigger than their mothers used to. And guess who’s donuts are responsible for the change.

Throughout the roll-call of brands the author completely forgot to mention plastic surgery and it’s rapidly growing popularity. Oh well, here are some pictures of two Japanese lovelies comparing each others bon-kyu-bon. Big or small I think you find them a lot more interesting than the WSJ.