Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Robots have been automating repetitive tasks for some years now so it’s something of a surprise that a device like this hasn’t seen the light of day before. Of course it was devised by the Japanese who love both wacky sex and gadgets.

There are plenty of masturbation devices on the market but this one, as far as I know, is the only one that leaves both hands completely free for …. er … well channel surfing?.

The device, called Mens Som (there’s also a Lady Som) has a speed control but it also links up with your TV and responds to the movements on screen, slow for the early minutes of a porn movie speeding up as both you and the movie reach the climax. I wonder if they’ll develop a blow job version for watching those sexy Japanese newscasters.

The Som retails at 45,000 Yen. The movie is taken from the Japanese website.

Website: English
Website: Japanese
Gallery: Lesbian shaved Japanese pussy

Unemployed French maid seeks gainful employment. Click for details

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It seems young Japanese girls dressed as saucy French maids are now passe. In Osaka maid cafes have been a eclipsed by a new otaku venture. Next time you scuff your knees, cut yourself shaving or miss the bus, head on over to Mother Cafe to have someone listen to your tale of woe and dry away the tears.

Mother Cafe is in a manga and anime store called Mandarake in the Amerika-mura district. “We staff our cafe with women who look older than they actually are, but they’re also capable of understanding worries people have.” Says manager Asahi Geino, “Our aim is to become a kind of therapeutic cafe where customers feel at ease enough to be able to open their hearts to staff.”

Waitresses are encouraged to make even the shyest customers feel at ease, and their motherly ministrations extend to hand-feeding anybody who orders a slice of cake. Regulars will be able to designate their own “mother” to serve them every time they visit and the “moms” will nag repeat visitors about their lifestyles to make the experience as real as possible. I feel reassured already.

Read also: Samurai and Samba
Website review: G-Queen-Mumo Sengen the movies

“Check in and check out my yummy, super-smooth Japanese pussy”

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Residents in Tokyo’s sleazy Kabukicho district are unhappy about a new hotel raising the tone of the area. At the end of March Best Western opened their Shinjuku Astina Hotel the company’s first in the city.

“The hotel is surrounded by cabaret clubs, nightclubs and karaoke joints. Right behind it is the Golden Gai and the love hotel district lies right before your eyes,” a Kabukicho adult business source says. “I’m sure the refined lobby and its cafes will be used for all sorts of meetings or places to have interviews for nightclub hostessing jobs. But I wonder whether the call girls will be able to use it…”

Residents are less than happy “Some people complained that the sudden appearance of such a tall building has ruined their TV reception.” says a local restaurant owner.

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Any fellow who thinks fucking for a living is just “my kind of job” may care to consider the fate of this intrepid reporter for Japan’s in Osaka, Japan. I tell ya, shagging women is a dangerous occupation, I’ve had my share of scrapes. But I always do my research first.

Still it gives me a chance to show you a shaved Japanese pussy

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Saitama, Japan - Clad in a brand new schoolgirl uniform that he had bought over the internet, any hopes that thirty-nine-year-old Tetsunori Nanpei may have had about being accepted by the student community were dashed when the pupils by the main gate started screaming.

Undeterred he skipped inside thinking that he would blend seamlessly with the teenage throng within. They screamed too. He was chased out by a member of staff, losing his wig as he fled, and was eventually arrested and charged with trespassing.

I wonder if he shaved his pussy.

Meanwhile down in Nagoya, according to the Mainichi Daily News, the blow job shops have been taking their lead from supermarkets. You can now get a try-before-you-buy sample. Fortunately they don’t jab a cocktail stick in it first.

Does Nana have a shaved pussy? you can find out by clicking her picture. You can find loads more Japanese shaved pussies right here

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An un-named gentleman from the city of Kosai, Japan, has been busted for violating the Waste Disposal Law. He was caught dumping his collection of a thousand porno DVDs on a vacant plot of land near the border of Aichi and Shizuoka prefectures about 5 kilometres from his home.

“Well, they were porno videos after all. I was a bit scared of dumping them near my home just in case someone saw me doing it and realized what they were.” He was quoted as saying.

Apparently one of his kids found them and his wife ordered them out of the house.

Whoever he is I feel his pain so this post is for him, and all the other connoisseurs of shaved Japanese pussy out there. And I know there’s a lot of you.

And don’t forget to visit my collection at Asian Floozie

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Carnival kicks off this weekend in Brazil. In Sao Paulo the festivities will be augmented by a 1,000 strong contingent of Japanese samba dancers. They will be led by a native Japanese, Yuka Sugiura, 36 who moved to Brazil eight years ago to indulge her passion for for the dance.

The Japanese have a thing about Brazilian bum wiggling- well who doesn’t eh?. Tokyo alone has about ten samba schools and every August a samba carnival is held in the Asakusa district.

Back in Brazil the Japanese community are celebrating the 100th anniversary of the first immigrants, who arrived on board a ship on June, 1908 to work on coffee plantations.

Elsewhere in Brazil, the city of Recife will be handing out morning-after pills despite objections from the catholic church which sought to block the move through legal channels. Health Minister Jose Gomes Temporao said “The morning-after pill is used with medical guidance and is a matter of public health, not religion.”

In Rio de Janeiro almost 20 million free condoms will be distributed.

I’m not going to Rio but I might consider going to Tokyo in August. Meanwhile click on the picture of the Japanese maid and you can see her delicious shaved pussy.