Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

I’ve been up to my bollocks in it recently. I don’t usually like to stay in one place for too long but sometimes the work demands it and in the current economic climate you take what’s on offer.

I was having lunch with a colleague the other day, really nice bloke but a bit of a know-it-all sometimes. “If you really want to make money,” he said, “get into porn!”

I nearly choked on my noodles. I made the cursory joke about not having very big tits but he was not to be sidetracked. “You’re good with a camera and you live out there surrounded by bargirls half your life … you’re crazy if you don’t, it’s a gold mine,” he insisted.

He told me I should shoot Japanese girls as they were the hottest, especially the air hostesses he occasionally encountered through work. But he did acknowledge that it would probably require quite a substantial investment to a get a camera into their knickers.

I asked him what sites he’d recommend joining. “Joining?” it was his turn to choke on his noodles, “you’d be mad to pay for porn” he spluttered, “there’s so much free stuff around!”

Brian, it’s people like you that stop me getting into the porn industry.

More shaved Japanese pussy

Well we’ve had tits and ass this past week so it seems only right that we should have pussy as well. Since I know how much you all admire the shaved Japanese kind I’ll post a few of those.

Shaved pussies are not common in either Japan or China. Thick bushy tufts of hair are seen as good luck. Only a few have realised that shaving it off is actually more remunerative. Bargirls in Southeast Asia are far more likely to shave. They learn what their clients like and groom accordingly.
See also: 101 shaved Asian Pussies
See also: G Queen Site Review
See also: A dozen shaved Chinese pussies

I got chatting, last night, with a gentleman who is a connoisseur of asses. He loves them all, big, small, plump bubble butts or skinny. Western, Asian or African, if a girl sits on it he wants to bury his face in it. And he was very eloquent on his subject. He lamented that there were no websites specifically dedicated to the delightful derrière in all it’s infinite variety.

Nalga’s Club specialises in Japanese asses butt (wahahaha geddit eh?) that was all I could offer him. Here are a few galleries for ass lovers everywhere.

. . . . . . . . Bah humbug

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One of the great things about living in Asia is that Christmas decorations don’t start going up before the beginning of December which means I’m not quite as thoroughly sick to death of it by the time the day actually arrives.

I was in an electronics shop a couple of weeks ago buying a new pair of headphones for my iPod. The Christmas music was already playing; “Here comes Santa Claus” if I remember correctly. But it was sung in some ghastly, twee cartoon type of voice that would have made hammering nails into the side of your head seem like blessed relief in comparison.

Of course that kind of thing is popular in Japan and the rather cute cashier was cheerfully singing along. As she counted out my change the bobble of her Santa fell down in front of her face. She tried to blow it away but all that did was make the hat slip forward and dislodge her slightly nerdy black-rimmed glasses. She giggled and shot me a heart-melting smile. Christmas does have its benefits

	There is a new site from those good folks at G-Queen who brought you all those delicious shaved Japanese pussies. It also is predominantly movies this time featuring amatuer models, the kind of girls you see on the Tokyo subway or at the supermarket, getting thier kit off just for you. Whilst there appears to be something there for everyone Nalga’s Club is a particular treat for ass lovers.

Click any of the images to see a gallery of cute Kaori. Click here to visit Nalga’s Club

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Bijin-Tokei is Japanese for beautiful clock. It features pictures of pretty Japanese girls holding up the time. The picture changes every minute though it is not always a new girl every minute. And they do have their clothes on I’m afraid.

There are numerous versions of it for the iPhone which have been hugely popular in Japan. But now Mac users can get it as a dashboard widget and folks who use iGoogle can add one to their page as a gadget. And you can even customise a version as to add to your blog although the sizing can be a bit flakey.

The only problem is that sometimes they have a trashy advert when you mouseover but if you click on the first two words you can go to the web version of the clock for a slightly larger version of the pic.