Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Bijin-Tokei is Japanese for beautiful clock. It features pictures of pretty Japanese girls holding up the time. The picture changes every minute though it is not always a new girl every minute. And they do have their clothes on I’m afraid.

There are numerous versions of it for the iPhone which have been hugely popular in Japan. But now Mac users can get it as a dashboard widget and folks who use iGoogle can add one to their page as a gadget. And you can even customise a version as to add to your blog although the sizing can be a bit flakey.

The only problem is that sometimes they have a trashy advert when you mouseover but if you click on the first two words you can go to the web version of the clock for a slightly larger version of the pic.

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So popular was the little gallery that for I made The Art of the Japanese shaved pussy that I decided to make another one.

They are all so edible whether they be schoolgirls, nurses, maids or whatever. Starting at her butt, I like to run the tip of my tongue along the groove giving her clitoris a gentle nibble at the end. It’s nice with chocolate sauce too.

See the previous dozen
See also: 101 shaved Asian pussies you must fuck before you die

Dr Anri Suzuki wants to compensate

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Dr Anri Suzuki, from Tokyo, is an expert in Sino-Japanese history specialising in the Japanese invasion of China in 1937. But the 24-year old feels deeply ashamed of what her countrymen did back then and wants to offer a symbolic compensation.

“I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan,” she told metro.co.uk.

Dr Suzuki, I do realise that I am not Chinese but I have suffered nothing but grief ever since I learned about the terrible events of 1937 in school. I would like nothing better than to find closure, to put those events behind me and I believe you could help. I will be arriving in Tokyo on Tuesday.

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Japanese boffin Hiroshi Ishiguro has unveiled a cute looking robot that can mimic human expressions such as laughing and smiling. Proffessor Ishiguro and his team developed the android with Japan’s robot maker Kokoro at Osaka University.

The robot is called Geminoid TMF and can smile, frown and grin. It was modeled on a young Japanese woman, who afterwards said, “I felt like I had a twin sister.” But as yet only one of them could give you an effective blow-job.

The developers expect the robot could one day used in real-life situations, such as in hospitals. But there are other situations that spring to mind. It was only back in January that we met True Companion’s Roxxxy who was the brainchild of Douglas Hines.

I think Doug and Hiroshi should pool their considerable brain-power. Roxxxy may be a goer but she isn’t a looker. Geminoid seems to have that licked, and with a little more research …

See pictures of Roxxxy in action

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And they are an art all to themselves, I can stare at them for hours on end. Oh I know there are lovely smooth slits all over the world but the Japanese have a way of making them look just a little bit more delicious.

It’s only recently that we’ve been able to enjoy looking at Japanese pussies like this, and if you are in Japan you still can’t look at them legally. Porn has a long history in Japan but during World War 2 it was banned so as not to distract the military.

When the Americans re-wrote the constitution, after the war, they neglected to re-write that particular law. The upshot that genitals were always airbrushed or pixelated.

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