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Japanese girls don’t squeak
According to an air hostess I’ve been seeing these past couple of weeks. She’s Japanese. I met her in Qatar last year but didn’t really get to spend any time with her. But we exchanged e-mails and now it turns out she’s rostered onto Hong Kong flights. At least for this month.
Anyway we met for for a couple of glasses and I popped the question. Do all Japanese girls squeak? I asked. It’s been some years since I was in Japan and I couldn’t remember any of the girls I’d slept with squeaking.
But they always do in porn movies, I insisted. She said the she certainly doesn’t and pointed out that most peoples houses were small and the walls thin. Girls would be too embarrassed to go outside if they made noises like that.
She won’t let me rumple up her air hostess uniform but on subsequent visits she does bring other uniforms that I’m more than welcome to mess up. Sometimes she squeaks but then she catches herself and we end up laughing.
Posted: February 3rd, 2012 under Japan.
Tags: Japanese
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Are you being served
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I hate shopping, I loathe it to the very core of my soul. I’m not the only one. I’ve seen it on the faces of other blokes as they hang around changing rooms waiting for the Mrs to try on yet another dress or nodding obediently in Ikea as it is pointed out to them that these knick-knacks will look very nice next to all the other crap that is now cluttering up the idiotic curly bookshelf they bought last week.
But shopping is a necessary evil and I do have to do it sometimes. So I tend to do it early on weekday mornings. I find 10.00am on a Wednesday is a good time. And I’ve noticed there are quite a few other men have the same idea. It’s a joy to watch, each customer knows exactly what he is looking for. This week it’s shirts; try on one, buy five and away. The chore is completed in a matter of minutes.
It’s money for old rope as far as the stores are concerned and they should quietly promote it. Not with sales, big advertising and shit. We’re happy to pay a little more just to avoid the weekend melee. But they could see to it that they have their prettiest staff working and that they smile when they swipe our credit cards. That would be really nice.
Posted: January 10th, 2012 under Japan, _Galleries, _Idle Thoughts.
Tags: Japanese
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Fappy New Year
According to some commentators the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. The Mayans said so, they bleat. The Mayan’s world actually came to an end over a thousand years ago so we can’t ask them for an update. Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon church reckoned that Jesus would return to Earth by 1891 after which the End of Times would begin. Pat Robertson claimed it was going to end in 1982 but he’s still out there talking shit. And last year Harold Camping said May … and then October.
I think it’s all a load of bollocks. In a world of celebrity obsession and reality TV they are just sad gits resorting to desperate measures to grab their fifteen minutes.
But just in case I’m going to see that I get as much fucking and wanking in as I possibly can. Happy New Year
Posted: January 1st, 2012 under Japan.
Tags: Japanese
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Service with a smile and a shapely bum
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I found a nice little coffee shop the other day which is owned and operated by a cute Japanese cougar. She is also the waitress, the barista and cooks up toasties muffins and other snacks. The muffins and coffee are recommended.
As far as I could see there was only one other person working there but they were out of sight washing dishes. I was the only customer at the time. I was there for a late breakfast and lingered for quite a while, pretending to read the paper as she kept herself busy tidying the magazine rack, restocking the jars of organic jam that she sells and watering the plants.
We did manage a little conversation, mostly about the weather and stuff and about the menu. She has soft, friendly voice, a pretty smile and a cute bum. I wondered if she shaves her pussy.
I was thinking about her pussy, and how I would like to get acquainted with it, for pretty much the rest of the day. I’ll be back, an if I ever find out if she shaves it I’ll let you know. In the meantime here are some other shaved pussies.
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Even more shaved Japanese pussy
And a dozen shaved Chinese pussies
Posted: November 12th, 2011 under Hong Kong, Japan.
Tags: Japanese, Shaved pussy
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Nine shaved pussies from Japan
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I’ve been up to my bollocks in it recently. I don’t usually like to stay in one place for too long but sometimes the work demands it and in the current economic climate you take what’s on offer.
I was having lunch with a colleague the other day, really nice bloke but a bit of a know-it-all sometimes. “If you really want to make money,” he said, “get into porn!”
I nearly choked on my noodles. I made the cursory joke about not having very big tits but he was not to be sidetracked. “You’re good with a camera and you live out there surrounded by bargirls half your life … you’re crazy if you don’t, it’s a gold mine,” he insisted.
He told me I should shoot Japanese girls as they were the hottest, especially the air hostesses he occasionally encountered through work. But he did acknowledge that it would probably require quite a substantial investment to a get a camera into their knickers.
I asked him what sites he’d recommend joining. “Joining?” it was his turn to choke on his noodles, “you’d be mad to pay for porn” he spluttered, “there’s so much free stuff around!”
Brian, it’s people like you that stop me getting into the porn industry.
Posted: June 26th, 2011 under Japan, _Idle Thoughts.
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Shaved Japanese pussy
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Well we’ve had tits and ass this past week so it seems only right that we should have pussy as well. Since I know how much you all admire the shaved Japanese kind I’ll post a few of those.
Shaved pussies are not common in either Japan or China. Thick bushy tufts of hair are seen as good luck. Only a few have realised that shaving it off is actually more remunerative. Bargirls in Southeast Asia are far more likely to shave. They learn what their clients like and groom accordingly.
See also: 101 shaved Asian Pussies
See also: G Queen Site Review
See also: A dozen shaved Chinese pussies
Posted: April 8th, 2011 under Japan, _Galleries, _Reviews.
Tags: Japanese, Shaved pussy
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