Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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I found this fabulous Video on Lisa Baxter’s site. Hollywood cranked out hundreds of short propaganda and public awareness campaign films back in the 40’s and 50’s.

This little gem deals with Lesbianism, which at the time was viewed as a disease rather than a lifestyle. It was written and produced by Cecil B. DeMille and Alfred Hitchcock.

For brevity the film has been edited to its opening introduction, and the crucial last five minutes of the film, which has Norman Bate’s fingerprints all over it.

It makes you wonder why they spend all that money on tedious sitcoms when they could just re-run these over and over.

Classic vintage porn movies

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Growing up hasn’t always been so easy. Young fellows struggling with puberty these days can rely on the internet for a ready supply of free porn to ease the journey.

Before the world wide web free porn was much harder to come by. If a crumpled and worn copy of a magazine chanced into our possession we would guard it jealously, hide under a dusty corner of carpet way under the bed and hope that mum’s vacuum cleaner didn’t reach that far. Which, eventually, it always did.

For many of us though graduating from the ladies underwear section of mothers mail order catalogue or the occasional copy of National Geographic and into the good stuff involved considerable risk.

Razzle in my Pocket, the song in the video, is a charming tale that hi-lights the hazards that one young man encountered. It’s also a tale to which I think many, that reached adolescence before the internet age, will be able to relate.

Vintage porn

I’ve always like the idea of fucking standing up. High heels do help if the girl is tall enough. But now, it seems they have other benefits too. According to an article on the BBC website Italian urologist Dr Maria Cerruto suggests that a two inch heel could strengthen pelvic muscles.

This is good news for everyone since it these muscles help sexual performance and satisfaction. They also provide vital support to the pelvic organs, which often weaken after childbirth. Exercises can help but sexy shoes are a lot more fun … though tottering around on six-inch stilettos are probably not what the good doctor had in mind.

Now if Real Doll made an Asha Kumara model I would be the first to place an order

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In his new book Love and Sex with Robots, artificial intelligence expert David Levy claims we shall soon be shagging androids. I haven’t read it, I haven’t been able to find a copy and I can’t be arse’d to order it online. But from reading a few reviews I’m beginning to wonder why anyone would fork out for book that spends 320 pages stating the obvious.

For as long as I can remember women have been using vibrators and men have been using a wide variety things, from inflatable sheep to putting a piece of prime steak under the grill for a few minutes and then wrapping that around their cock, in their private moments alone.

The current state of the art sex toy for men is Real Doll. These have completely articulated skeletons to allow anatomically correct positioning and use a blend of the best silicone rubbers for an ultra flesh-like feel. Each doll is custom made to your specifications. You can choose from a range of body types, skin tones, faces and hair styles.

A Real Doll

The dolls look pretty good, I could fuck one. And since the company has been in business for over ten years presumably plenty of people are happily fucking them. Adding robotics and artificial intelligence is the obvious next step.

The problem I have with them is; what do you do when you get bored and want another. You can’t exactly give them their taxi fare and send them home like you can with a bar girl. True they won’t get jealous if you bring another one back but at the princely sum of US$6,499 you’re not going to be doing that too often. And they are not going to get any cheaper once the software is installed.

I suppose you could always start a brothel and try to recoup some of your investment. You wouldn’t have to pay the dolls, they could work 24/7 and there would be no risk of unwanted pregnancies or life threatening diseases.

Incidentally, the state of the art sex toy for women is me and I’m much cheaper than a Real Doll

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Happy New Year to everyone. Yes, it’s a bit late. But not as late as two contenders for this years Darwin Award. Back in June the 21-year-old couple from Columbia, South Carolina gave their all in the quest for the ultimate orgasm.

They were found unconscious and naked in the middle of the road. There was no sign of a struggle, no wrecked vehicles nearby and no witnesses. Nobody had a clue as to what could have happened.

Their clothes were eventually found in two neatly folded plies on a nearby rooftop. I appears that, at a moment of heightened excitement, they plummeted sixty feet into the road below coming and going at the same time.

Next time I shag on the roof I’ll take ample breasted Nancy Ho to cushion the fall.

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.I hope you folks all have a good one and remember, peace and goodwill should be extended to all mankind for the whole year. And you can rest assured I will spend the coming year extending a peice of my good will to as much of womankind as I possibly can.

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Santa’s little helper here is Chinese and she has the most delicious shaved pussy. Click on the image to see it.

Well it’s been pretty quite this last week or so. Largely because I’ve been watching European footy. But the only thing to smile about there was singer Tony Henry’s interpretation of the Croatian national anthem.

Mr Henry is not a native Croat speaker but such trifling details mean nothing to him. Instead he poured all his heart and soul into the anthem and sang loud and strong to 80,000 football fans; “My dear, my penis is a mountain.”

The last line of verse two had been mistranslated. At the time only the Croatian team noticed and it inspired them sufficiently to knock England out of the European Championships.

Janet Jackson and tit

It was probably the best stadium blunder since Janet Jackson revealed her nipple bling. Henry said “If I have offended any Croatians, they have my deepest apologies.” Fotrunately he didn’t show them his nipples so I don’t think he has much to worry about.

Noi Kanya isn’t Croatian, she’s Thai. The Thai word noi means ‘little’ and little Noi Kanya is the star of her her own website. That’s her on the right looking all cute and shaggable.

It’s a new site. If you click on the picture you can see some more pictures from that set. She doesn’t have to sing a national anthem to make you stand up.