Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Romania: Having already brought five children into the world Nicolae Popovici and his wife decided enough was enough. Time to get serious about contraception.

And serious they got. They invested in a nice comfortable super-sized condom. Unfortunately it was a bit too super-sized so to help it stay in place Nicolae super-glued it to his cock.

The super-glue, you’ll be pleased to note, lived up to all it’s manufacturers claims. Thus having reached their own private nirvana they returned to earth to find the condom had stuck fast.

They repaired to the local clinic for assistance where one of the nurses told Associated Press; “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”

Our Model, Tussinee, has nothing to do with the story I just thought you might like to look at her.

See also: A girl like Tussinee

Gratuitous smut, now read the story

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A new contraceptive injection for men that has been developed in Sydney is in danger of being shelved because pharmaceutical companies don’t seem very interested in making it available to the public. Whats more the Queensland government don’t seem very enthusiastic either.

Associate Professor Peter Liu, co-author of the integrated analysis study says, “My perception is that people want it but it seems to be that somehow that isn’t being heard at a government level. No one has really pushed this issue and I don’t know why that is. Sometimes, the Government doesn’t know what the community wants so the community has to tell them.”

Whether or not you’re an Australian citizen I highly recommend you contact the Queensland government on this issue. While the contraceptive is being developed in Australia its results could really help the entire planet.

Full Story: Contraceptive for men a shot in the arm

“Want to eat Chinese?”

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I read an intriguing article the other day on the basics of cunnilingus. It was written by a woman so I guess that is about as authoritative as you can get.

It did offer some interesting insights and I shall be happily trying them out but I have to confess, I don’t think I’ve ever met two women who like it the same way. You think you have it worked out, at least you know exactly what to do to get the girl you’re with into a delicious frenzy. But when you try the same techniques with another girl it leaves her cold … or you discover her clit is so sensitive you have to peel her off the ceiling. As the author says; “… the things women like and don’t like are as individual as women are. If something doesn’t get a positive response, move on and try something new.”

I always ask, it’s nothing to be ashamed of … asking I mean. Giving a woman satisfying head takes time and those old tongue muscles can’t go on forever. And when you’ve got a pair of thighs wrapped around your ears it’s sometimes difficult to tell the difference between a moan and a groan. Most women are only too happy to tell you or show you how they like to be touched, and they appreciate that you ask rather than going for trial and error.

There is only one piece of advice I’d like to add to the original article; get into a comfortable position before you start. You need to be able to move your head freely and you need to be able to get your fingers in there to take over when you get cramp in your tongue.

And remember the 69 position is without doubt a lovely position but it is only practical for a short while. If you actually did bring her to a climax in that position you might find that her thighs clamp tightly around your head and it could be several minutes before you are allowed to breathe again.

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I found this fabulous Video on Lisa Baxter’s site. Hollywood cranked out hundreds of short propaganda and public awareness campaign films back in the 40’s and 50’s.

This little gem deals with Lesbianism, which at the time was viewed as a disease rather than a lifestyle. It was written and produced by Cecil B. DeMille and Alfred Hitchcock.

For brevity the film has been edited to its opening introduction, and the crucial last five minutes of the film, which has Norman Bate’s fingerprints all over it.

It makes you wonder why they spend all that money on tedious sitcoms when they could just re-run these over and over.

Classic vintage porn movies

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Growing up hasn’t always been so easy. Young fellows struggling with puberty these days can rely on the internet for a ready supply of free porn to ease the journey.

Before the world wide web free porn was much harder to come by. If a crumpled and worn copy of a magazine chanced into our possession we would guard it jealously, hide under a dusty corner of carpet way under the bed and hope that mum’s vacuum cleaner didn’t reach that far. Which, eventually, it always did.

For many of us though graduating from the ladies underwear section of mothers mail order catalogue or the occasional copy of National Geographic and into the good stuff involved considerable risk.

Razzle in my Pocket, the song in the video, is a charming tale that hi-lights the hazards that one young man encountered. It’s also a tale to which I think many, that reached adolescence before the internet age, will be able to relate.

Vintage porn

I’ve always like the idea of fucking standing up. High heels do help if the girl is tall enough. But now, it seems they have other benefits too. According to an article on the BBC website Italian urologist Dr Maria Cerruto suggests that a two inch heel could strengthen pelvic muscles.

This is good news for everyone since it these muscles help sexual performance and satisfaction. They also provide vital support to the pelvic organs, which often weaken after childbirth. Exercises can help but sexy shoes are a lot more fun … though tottering around on six-inch stilettos are probably not what the good doctor had in mind.

Now if Real Doll made an Asha Kumara model I would be the first to place an order

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In his new book Love and Sex with Robots, artificial intelligence expert David Levy claims we shall soon be shagging androids. I haven’t read it, I haven’t been able to find a copy and I can’t be arse’d to order it online. But from reading a few reviews I’m beginning to wonder why anyone would fork out for book that spends 320 pages stating the obvious.

For as long as I can remember women have been using vibrators and men have been using a wide variety things, from inflatable sheep to putting a piece of prime steak under the grill for a few minutes and then wrapping that around their cock, in their private moments alone.

The current state of the art sex toy for men is Real Doll. These have completely articulated skeletons to allow anatomically correct positioning and use a blend of the best silicone rubbers for an ultra flesh-like feel. Each doll is custom made to your specifications. You can choose from a range of body types, skin tones, faces and hair styles.

A Real Doll

The dolls look pretty good, I could fuck one. And since the company has been in business for over ten years presumably plenty of people are happily fucking them. Adding robotics and artificial intelligence is the obvious next step.

The problem I have with them is; what do you do when you get bored and want another. You can’t exactly give them their taxi fare and send them home like you can with a bar girl. True they won’t get jealous if you bring another one back but at the princely sum of US$6,499 you’re not going to be doing that too often. And they are not going to get any cheaper once the software is installed.

I suppose you could always start a brothel and try to recoup some of your investment. You wouldn’t have to pay the dolls, they could work 24/7 and there would be no risk of unwanted pregnancies or life threatening diseases.

Incidentally, the state of the art sex toy for women is me and I’m much cheaper than a Real Doll