Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Some years ago in Hong Kong I was walking back to the office after a liquid lunch with some colleagues. Along Pottinger Street there are a lot of fancy dress stalls. One of the girls in the group decided it was the perfect time to try on a a few coloured wigs and feather boas.

She was pretty enough but no more than average. In a pink wig however she sent shockwaves down my spine and I had to duck behind the George W Bush halloween masks to adjust my trousers.

Asian girls quite often put highlights in their hair, it’s very attractive. Once in a while you see one with their hair dyed blonde but this is quite rare. A shame because it’s really very sexy. Brightly coloured wigs are just visual viagra but outside of Japanese cosplay you never see Asian girls wearing them. Even in porn it is rare.

I found a nice little coffee shop the other day which is owned and operated by a cute Japanese cougar. She is also the waitress, the barista and cooks up toasties muffins and other snacks. The muffins and coffee are recommended.

As far as I could see there was only one other person working there but they were out of sight washing dishes. I was the only customer at the time. I was there for a late breakfast and lingered for quite a while, pretending to read the paper as she kept herself busy tidying the magazine rack, restocking the jars of organic jam that she sells and watering the plants.

We did manage a little conversation, mostly about the weather and stuff and about the menu. She has soft, friendly voice, a pretty smile and a cute bum. I wondered if she shaves her pussy.

I was thinking about her pussy, and how I would like to get acquainted with it, for pretty much the rest of the day. I’ll be back, an if I ever find out if she shaves it I’ll let you know. In the meantime here are some other shaved pussies.

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Even more shaved Japanese pussy
And a dozen shaved Chinese pussies

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.Hong Kong’s 3D blockbuster movie Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is to be recognised for its contributions to mankind. According to the South China Morning Post the producers are off to Spike TV’s “Guys Choice Awards” in Los Angeles on June 10 and are expected lift the “Mankind Award” for its “contributions to the mankind.”

“We are so excited that we got invited,” producer Stephen Shiu Jr told the paper “The Guys Choice Awards are like the MTV Awards, and there will be big stars attending. This is very good for our North American theatrical release.”

The movie trousered HK$5 million (US$640,000) on home turf before taking US$1.1 million in six weeks in Australia. The North American distributors, China Lion Film Distribution, are rubbing their paws in anticipation. “We’re looking at a wide as possible release for this ground breaking film in North America and are currently working with our theatrical partners,” said CEO Milt Barlow.

See: Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy
Vote: Guy’s Choice Awards”

Years ago while I was still living in London there was a receptionist at a company that I needed to phone quite frequently. Her voice alone used to drive me wild with simple conversations such as;

“Hello Janice, Seymour Totti here. How are you today?”
“I’m very well thanks Mr Totti. Is it Phil you want to speak to?”
“Yes please”
“Hold on a moment then, I’ll put you through.”

I used to fantasise about my dick being a telephone and that I could feel her breath and the proximity of her lips. I never did find out what she looked like.

Voices can be very sexy indeed. In all the years that I lived in London I think I only ever had one girlfriend who was actually a Londoner. The rest came from different parts of the country or different countries altogether. And I used to enjoy listening to them speak as much as I enjoyed watching the way they dressed.

But nothing made me gasp so much as the day I went to see a new client in Hong Kong. She was an attractive Chinese woman, difficult to put an age to her but I would guess late twenties or early thirties. She wore rather frumpy clothes but it was clear she had a well looked after body beneath them.

Straight hair tied into a pony tail, glasses and full red lips. Lips that spoke with a rich Scottish accent which instantly me into a quivering blob.

Hong Kong is great for that. The daughters of parents who have emigrated return to find their roots bringing with them a whole range of accents that contrast deliciously with the norm.

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Hong Kong’s first 3D porn movie was launched this week. Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is the story of a young man who gets to know a duke. This allows him access to a world of royal orgies and other sexual shenanigans.

The $3 million dollar blockbuster is a remake of 1991’s Sex & Zen which itself was based on an old piece of Chinese literature called The Carnal Prayer Mat. It is a mix of slapstick comedy, soft porn and violence.

Director Christopher Sun is hoping the film will run through Easter and the May Day holidays. These are key dates for the target audience - tourists from mainland China where films containing smut are routinely banned.

Also recently published is Decadence Mandchoue: The China Memoirs of Sir Edmund Trelawny Backhouse (Publisher: Earnshaw Books). Written shortly before he died in 1943 the book is an account of Backhouse’s adventures from homosexual brothels in Peking all the way to the bedchamber of imperial China’s last great ruler, the Empress Dowager Tz’u Hsi.