Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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On Friday the much molested Olympic torch is set to ignite a squillion fireworks, and with them the dreams of athletes from all around the world. I figured that it would be noble indeed to ignore tawdry politics for a while and raise a cheer for some very fit bodies who wont be collecting any medals in Beijing.

I’m talking about the Olympic Cheerleaders of course. Cheerleading in China has taken a great leap forward in recent years. In the latter half of 2007 a competition was held throughout the country’s schools, colleges and fitness clubs to find the country’s top cheerleaders. There are apparently 428 cheerleaders with 364 of them having won their places through these competitions.

Out with the old …(though I do find them strangely alluring) … in training with the new

If you are going ten venues in Beijing will have cheerleading performances during the Games between August 8 and 24. They are: the northern area of the Olympic Green, the National Stadium, the Olympic Sports Center, the Laoshan bike venue, the Wukesong, the Capital Indoor Stadium,the Workers’ Stadium, the Workers’ Indoor Arena, the Beijing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics Gymnasium, and the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Ground.

Not all these will be sexy students. I believe there will be children’s performances and other more cultural events that are not at all suitable for lascivious thoughts. They’ve all been lumped under the banner of cheerleading so you’d better check

They will also be performing at the following sports: hockey, archery, table tennis, athletics (including marathon and race walking), football, handball, water polo, modern pentathlon (equestrian, running and swimming), bicycling, BMX, baseball, basketball, volleyball, boxing, weightlifting and beach volleyball.

Mmmmm beach volleyball and cheerleaders, what more could a man ask for

*I’ve no idea where that military pic came from but it is a great pic. The others were scavenged from en.beijing2008.cn and beijingolympicsfan.com

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Nineteen-year-old Xiao Yun is a student in Beijing but she is native of Sichuan province in China. Her village was destroyed in last months devastating earthquake. Although her family are all in Beijing she has, never-the-less, been doing her bit to help raise money for the victims by posting pictures of herself, scantily clad, on a Chinese bbs and encouraging people to donate.

“I am still a student,” she says, “so I am doing my part in my way. I just want to give something back to my hometown.” The forum thread in which she posted the pictures received over a million hits in just a few days. I can understand why.

More pictures
Donate: Here

Not a real cowboy

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An old cowboy was sitting in the new Starbucks enjoying a coffee.

Presently a young woman sat down next to him, “Are you a real cowboy?” She asked

“Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts,” He replied, “I’ve been working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.”

“I’m a lesbian!” She said. “I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.”

The two sat drinking their coffees in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy. “Are you a real cowboy?” He asked.

“Well I always thought I was,” said the cowboy, “but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.”

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Been a bit quiet the last couple of weeks. I was holed up in a place where I wouldn’t get too distracted so I could finish off a project of unbridled respectability. I also tidied up my porn collection at Asian Floozie.

Because you guys love Japanese shaved pussy so much I’ve got quite a bit in there. I’ve also added a shrine to Chinese shaved pussy called China Shaved. The pictures come from a site called Shave Asian with the girls, all ethnic Chinese, seeming to be mostly from Hong Kong, Taiwan and mainland China. Though I’m sure there are representatives from the Chinatowns of South East Asia as well.

I’ve no idea who runs the site but the photography is in the style of one of my all time favourite magazines from pre internet days. The mag was called Hong Kong 97 and was published in both English and Chinese versions. But since it was cover to cover pictures - with the only words being the name on the cover and the names of the models - both versions were enjoyed by all people no matter what language they spoke.

The cover here is the only one I could find on the net. I’ll go look to see if it is still published when I’m back in Hongkers in a few days time.

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With the 2008 Olympics in Beijing looming I decided it was time to take a look at some of this years athletes. The video on the left gives a glimpse of the Mosjenko and Bucha, the formidable Ukranian Pelvic Power Lifting team.

The right clip shows the American gymnasts going for the Precision Vault using a very difficult routine known as the flip ‘n’ donk. Very satisfying if you get it right but fraught with danger.

In the picture on the right Chinese babe Ellen Chan sportingly gets her kit off and shows us her gorgeous shaved pussy.

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Shanghai girls are said to be the most beautiful in China. They are also quite rare, unless you go to Shanghai of course which is not something I do very often … and certainly not at this time of the year. It’s cold enough in Hong Kong.

Usually I even give Honkers a wide berth until the Rugby Sevens but with the Beijing Olympics only a matter of months away and considerable brouhaha already emanating from the former British territory it seems that the tendrils of my other life will keep dragging me back this year. Until the summer at least.

Still I like to look on the bright side and being back in HK at least afforded me the opportunity to go and fuck Miki, who I’d been to see a couple of times before.

Alas it was not little Miki that opened the door. “Where’s Miki?” I asked, but even if the new occupant knew the answer, she clearly couldn’t speak a word of English and thus wouldn’t be able to tell me. Never-the-less she opened the door and invited me in.

She wore a black mini skirt and white top unbuttoned enough for me to see hr push-me-up bra and the swell of her boobs. She was tall. Black knee-high boots, with heels that were not particularly high brought her eyes level with mine.

She had clear, pale skin and long black hair. My Mandarin is pretty crap but with a little effort I was able to establish that she was 22 and from Shanghai. She’d been in Hong Kong for five days and was planning to stay a month to raise money so she could start a business back home.

This was the face of modern China I thought. It was an attractive face so I decided to stay and explore the body. It was slim and well proportioned. Firm full boobs, not over-large but a nice handful.

Her pussy was trimmed and tidy but not shaved. I have no preference on this, to me all pussy is good pussy. This one was tight and sweet. She didn’t work it like an experienced whore but she certainly knew how to enjoy herself and obviously didn’t feel the job was done until we had both achieved a satisfactory orgasm. She kept me on the brink until she was ready and we came in one almighty explosion.

“Goods?” she managed to ask between gasps of breath. Goods! I affirmed. Feeling pleased that I had found another great hooker. Now all I needed was to find out where Miki had moved to.

Miki is an absolute sweetie! Some Chinese working girls can be so businesslike that is feels a bit like going to the supermarket. They slide your bacon over the barcode reader, put it in the bag, take your money and done.

Not Miki. The first time I went to see her she was wearing black high heeled boots, black fishnet stockings, tiny black hot-pants and a tight black singlet with no bra underneath. She was also wearing a smile so bright that I swear, had the Hong Kong grid suddenly failed, no one would have noticed the lights go out.

She closed the door behind us and said “Where you from?” I told her and said “Good, you look like Ricky Martin” and with that she stabbed her finger at the ceiling wiggled her sweet little hips and went off, giggling, to run the shower. Now I don’t look even slightly like Ricky Martin but I figured she meant it as a compliment.

Miki works out of an apartment in a scruffy corner of downtown Hong Kong, she told me she was 20 years old and that she came from Shenzhen, which is the town directly opposite Hong Kong on the mainland China side.

“Ooh, too big” She said as she soaped me up and slithered against me in the shower.

“What’s too big?” I asked.
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