Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

A more complete nun

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God does work in mysterious ways. Poor old Father Rungi has had to scrap his idea of a beauty pageant for nuns because his bosses weren’t too keen.

“The local bishop was not happy, but they did not understand me either.” he opined. “It was interpreted as more of a physical thing. Now, no one is saying that nuns can’t be beautiful, but I was thinking about something more complete.”

Meanwhile in Bulgaria Father Cyril Papudov is to be placed under 24-hour surveillance because his particular ‘gift from god’ is a field cannabis plants.

The Father has been arrested seven times but he has never been caught actually cultivating the crop.

One police source told local media: “He is a man of the cloth and so a lot of people don’t want to think badly of him but frankly if someone has a huge crop of cannabis in their back garden it’s highly unlikely they are just sitting there admiring its horticultural properties.”

Me, I’ve just added nuns to my long list of fetishes.

Anna

Naam

Edmilyn

Cosima

Cielo

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I heard this in a bar the other night so grab a beer and click open a gallery before you read it

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says to him, “Where the hell have you been?”

“I was out getting a tattoo,” he replies.

“Tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my cock,” he said proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?”

“Well,” he began, firstly I like to watch my money grow; second, once in a while, I like to play with my money; Three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!”

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I took this from a Chinese language forum, here is an online translation from http://www2.worldlingo.com:

Before dawn the zero hour little, in the Lantian blue clouds Lantian park fitness area, a year approximately 40 year old man somehow or other makes movement period in a sit-ups fitness facility, unexpectedly instead passes away pulls open the trousers 鍊 to stretch out the male genitals to start on the palm to press, a male genitals stranger card in the panel diameter 1 inch eyelet, finally is unable to extricate oneself approximately, the painful loud groan, alarms the passer-by to report to the police.

After the fire appearance, sees the male male genitals continuously swelling to be unable to contract, does not have under the brilliant plan in the pain to summon the medical team and two anxiously unites hospital doctor to come to assist. Doctor hits the pain killer injection for this man, another doctor uses the needle to insert nearby his/her male genitals the blood vessel bloodletting, but employs two methods to achieve one goal is still unable to let this man’s male genitals pull out naturally to the eyelet.

The original thread here

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The night markets in and around Temple Street in Kowloon are very popular with tourists. I caught this enterprising gentleman setting up his stall this afternoon, obviously in anticipation of doing good business and providing some people with happy memories of their stay in Hong Kong.

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The spirit of Sappho lives on in Japan. Click for more

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A court in Athens has ruled that Lesbians can still be gay. Residents of the island of Lesbos had been trying to get the word lesbian, when used as a term for gay people, banned saying it was an insult to their identity. But a court in the Greek capital disagreed. So did Vassilis Chirdaris, lawyer for the Gay and Lesbian Union of Greece who said; “This is a good decision for lesbians everywhere.”

The islands name was given to gay women in recognition of the female poet Sappho, who wrote love poems about both women and men around 600 BC.

Lesbos is a popular gathering place for gay women from around the world particularly the village of Eressos where the poet is said to have been born. I think the residents of Lesbos should loosen up a bit and say thanks for tourist dollars.

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This is one of the worlds first ever porn cartoons. It was made in 1928 and documents the adventures of it’s hero, Harton, as he attempts to bury his own treasure. Inspired by the birds and the bees it seems Harton will have a go at anything.

The quality is a little rough but that is to be expected and there are some delightful moments.

No one ever took credit for making the movie but legend has it that it involved some pretty big names of the day. Acording to Wikipedia it was made in honor of the pioneering animator Winsor McCay, whose work greatly influenced Disney and is still held in high esteem in animation circles. It was originally shown at a private party.

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A young tourist is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After enjoying great sex she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on several occasions.

Rather enjoying it, the lad turns and asks her, “Why do you like doing that so much?”

“Because I really miss mine”, she replies.

Oh but it’s not funny. If you’re ever heading to Bangkok you need to be able to tell the difference between a lady and a ladyboy so I’ve devised a little test.

Now, you’re in Patpong, it’s nearly closing time. You’re three sheets to the wind and you are desperate to score. You stagger into one last bar, sway a little, close one eye and survey the stage. You’ve got to choose yourself a female. The odds are stacked against you but it’s not impossible - How many drinks will you have to buy to get a girl?

Buy me dink Buy me dink Buy me dink Buy me dink Buy me dink

TOTTI’S BAR

Buy me dink Buy me dink Buy me dink Buy me dink Buy me dink