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Friday, December 12th, 2008
A bunch of Met
Abbie
Mila
Adanna
Jewel
Coie
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We’ve not had a bunch of Met girls for a while so I decided I’d treat you. It’s nearly Christmas after all … but I promise you, none of them are wearing Santa hats!
I don’t know about you but by the time it gets here I’m sick to death of Christmas. I don’t […]
No Comments » - Posted in _Galleries by Seymour Totti
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Come Hither
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I’ve never really wondered if I’m kinky or not. I guess to some people anything other than the missionary position with the lights off is kinky. Most of the things that turn me on are probably fairly normal. At least when I survey the vast cornucopia of internet porn it would seem so. Asian schoolgirls, […]
No Comments » - Posted in _Reviews by Seymour Totti
Thursday, December 4th, 2008
No direction home
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The siege of the International airport left Thailand with tens of thousands of tourists all trying to leave through a military base at Utapao about an hours drive east of Pattaya.
The International airport at Suvarnabhumi handles about 900 flights a day, Utapao has a capacity of about 20 so it wasn’t a difficult decision for […]
No Comments » - Posted in Thailand by Seymour Totti
Friday, November 28th, 2008
For services rendered
Hi, I have a gorgeous pussy
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Noi and the gang are overjoyed. I’d just snuck into Bangkok and was supposed to be snucking out again but the the occupation of the airport by anti-government protesters has put the kibosh on that. “Now you stay Bangkok long time, we save you from angy mop!” and they all […]
No Comments » - Posted in Thailand, _Idle Thoughts by Seymour Totti
Monday, November 24th, 2008
Raising the bar in Kathmandu
Beautiful Nepalese women
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It’s perishing cold in Kathmandu. There are also frequent power-cuts. Not that it matters all that much. None of the tourist class hotels that I’ve stayed in have heating anyway and the water in the shower, even when the power is on, is usually little more than tepid.
I don’t […]
2 Comments » - Posted in Nepal by Seymour Totti
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
On Safari
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The Safari Bar in Bangkok’s Patpong Road is one of the few bars that has kept its name over the years. I like the Safari bar. I like the name. The idea of being on a kind of sex safari appeals to someone as twisted as myself.
Of course sitting in the Safari isn’t so […]
No Comments » - Posted in Thailand by Seymour Totti
Sunday, November 9th, 2008
A $1,500 blowjob
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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker; “How much do you charge?”
“It starts at $500 for a hand-job,” replies the hooker.
“$500 dollars? For a hand-job?” says the guy “No hand-job is worth that kind […]

