Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

I found a nice little coffee shop the other day which is owned and operated by a cute Japanese cougar. She is also the waitress, the barista and cooks up toasties muffins and other snacks. The muffins and coffee are recommended.

As far as I could see there was only one other person working there but they were out of sight washing dishes. I was the only customer at the time. I was there for a late breakfast and lingered for quite a while, pretending to read the paper as she kept herself busy tidying the magazine rack, restocking the jars of organic jam that she sells and watering the plants.

We did manage a little conversation, mostly about the weather and stuff and about the menu. She has soft, friendly voice, a pretty smile and a cute bum. I wondered if she shaves her pussy.

I was thinking about her pussy, and how I would like to get acquainted with it, for pretty much the rest of the day. I’ll be back, an if I ever find out if she shaves it I’ll let you know. In the meantime here are some other shaved pussies.

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Even more shaved Japanese pussy
And a dozen shaved Chinese pussies

I’m all wet

Me, I’ve been off mountain biking in China. Pedaling furiously between mysterious pinnacles of limestone. Stopping occasionally to catch my breath as I round a gnarled and bushy karst to catch sight of emerald green rice fields and the sound of children’s laughter echoing of the rock.

Such wholesome pursuits provide me with a great deal of recreation plus little income but rural China is not a great place for getting your leg over. There’s no shortage of hot babes but unless you are the marrying kind they are firmly out of bounds.

Anyway I slunk back into Hong Kong with the intention of winging down to Bangkok pronto only to discover that the City of Angels is in danger of joining Atlantis on the bottom of the ocean. A few phone calls put my mind at ease. Yes, the bars are still serving and “Please come to Bangkok Khun Seymour, no have customer” they all wailed.

What with floods, red shirts, yellow shirts, avian flu and so on and so forth - it seems like every year something fucks up the peak tourist season. So if you had been planning a trip don’t cancel just because of t bit of water. The girls will be really pleased to see you.