Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

A client of mine is an enthusiastic tit-man. I discovered this over refreshments one evening. He was extolling the virtues of his accountants new secretary; “They are whoppers,” he said, spreading his palms out to demonstrate. “You don’t often see Asian gals with boobs that size.”

It’s true, big tits are the exception rather than the norm amongst Asian women but they can be found. I know a working lass in Hong Kong who has a wonderful pair. Full globes that sit heavy in the palm of your hand and between which your cock can disappear.

He introduced me to the accountant next time I was over at his office. Now I’m not particular I like tits of all sizes but, it has to be said, these were jolly impressive.

I got chatting, last night, with a gentleman who is a connoisseur of asses. He loves them all, big, small, plump bubble butts or skinny. Western, Asian or African, if a girl sits on it he wants to bury his face in it. And he was very eloquent on his subject. He lamented that there were no websites specifically dedicated to the delightful derrière in all it’s infinite variety.

Nalga’s Club specialises in Japanese asses butt (wahahaha geddit eh?) that was all I could offer him. Here are a few galleries for ass lovers everywhere.