Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Well I decided it’s time for a few more Met girls to brighten you weary day. Finding Met Asians is always a challenge and while I have nothing against the more ubiquitous blue-eyed blondes I don’t think you need any help from me finding them.

We have a mixed batch today. On the left is Chinese babe Katy Au. Davon Kim is the girl in the centre. With a name like Kim she is probably Korean. I can’t begin to guess where Lily D, on the right, comes from. She looks like a Western/Asian mix or possibly from somewhere in Central Asia. I don’t suppose We’ll ever know for sure but I can tell you one thing … her shaved pussy looks quite edible. As, indeed, they all do.

More Met-Art girls:
The Met Office
Lavinia Chan
Abby Chan
Met-art Asians

Farewell Poly you were just fucking awesome and you made braces sexy long before anyone else had them.

Poly Styrene aka Marianne Joan Elliott-Said, 3 July 1957 – 25 April 2011

Years ago while I was still living in London there was a receptionist at a company that I needed to phone quite frequently. Her voice alone used to drive me wild with simple conversations such as;

“Hello Janice, Seymour Totti here. How are you today?”
“I’m very well thanks Mr Totti. Is it Phil you want to speak to?”
“Yes please”
“Hold on a moment then, I’ll put you through.”

I used to fantasise about my dick being a telephone and that I could feel her breath and the proximity of her lips. I never did find out what she looked like.

Voices can be very sexy indeed. In all the years that I lived in London I think I only ever had one girlfriend who was actually a Londoner. The rest came from different parts of the country or different countries altogether. And I used to enjoy listening to them speak as much as I enjoyed watching the way they dressed.

But nothing made me gasp so much as the day I went to see a new client in Hong Kong. She was an attractive Chinese woman, difficult to put an age to her but I would guess late twenties or early thirties. She wore rather frumpy clothes but it was clear she had a well looked after body beneath them.

Straight hair tied into a pony tail, glasses and full red lips. Lips that spoke with a rich Scottish accent which instantly me into a quivering blob.

Hong Kong is great for that. The daughters of parents who have emigrated return to find their roots bringing with them a whole range of accents that contrast deliciously with the norm.

See also: Mongkok
See also: Hong Kong’s filthy acre

Every once in a while I get an e-mail from some evangelical twit telling me what a nasty, disgusting and god-less person they think I am. The last one, from someone calling themselves “Guardian Angel”, suggested the usual trope that I was “..some fat, pissed-up old geezer that hangs out in the bars of Bangkok every night, preying on unwilling girls”.

This hurts me deeply. I am not fat, I work hard to keep in shape.

Actually I don’t drink that much either, though when I do I like a good skinful. After which I tend to fall asleep. But it is a good time for networking.

People like Guardian Angel seem to think that girls are lured from the countryside with the promise of high paying jobs only to find they have been tricked into prostitution. It always puzzles me that people who live half a world away, who have probably never even been to Thailand, always seem to be better informed than the Thais themselves.

Of course I don’t give a fuck what Guardian Angel thinks but they did remind me of the delicious Skin from Burning Angel. Enjoy

Hong Kong’s first 3D porn movie was launched this week. Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is the story of a young man who gets to know a duke. This allows him access to a world of royal orgies and other sexual shenanigans.

The $3 million dollar blockbuster is a remake of 1991’s Sex & Zen which itself was based on an old piece of Chinese literature called The Carnal Prayer Mat. It is a mix of slapstick comedy, soft porn and violence.

Director Christopher Sun is hoping the film will run through Easter and the May Day holidays. These are key dates for the target audience - tourists from mainland China where films containing smut are routinely banned.

Also recently published is Decadence Mandchoue: The China Memoirs of Sir Edmund Trelawny Backhouse (Publisher: Earnshaw Books). Written shortly before he died in 1943 the book is an account of Backhouse’s adventures from homosexual brothels in Peking all the way to the bedchamber of imperial China’s last great ruler, the Empress Dowager Tz’u Hsi.

Well we’ve had tits and ass this past week so it seems only right that we should have pussy as well. Since I know how much you all admire the shaved Japanese kind I’ll post a few of those.

Shaved pussies are not common in either Japan or China. Thick bushy tufts of hair are seen as good luck. Only a few have realised that shaving it off is actually more remunerative. Bargirls in Southeast Asia are far more likely to shave. They learn what their clients like and groom accordingly.
See also: 101 shaved Asian Pussies
See also: G Queen Site Review
See also: A dozen shaved Chinese pussies