Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

J Ho love doll in all her glory

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Apparently Kim Kardashian is getting her knickers in a twist about a new look-alike sex doll that is on the market for the princely sum of US$19.95. Suits have been instructed and letters have already been dispatched.

To be fair the box does boast a picture of the aggrieved celeb clutching a Big Mac and bares the legend “When you stick it in her face … it’ll get all over the place”. Well that left me wondering just what you get for your twenty bucks anyway. I’m no connoisseur but I would have thought a leaky love doll and the threat of ones freshly squeezed juices seeping out of her ears would have a rather detrimental effect on a fellows ardour.

So I decided to scour google to see if I could find a pic of the actual doll. I couldn’t find any but it seems that Pipedream Products, the company make it, produce a whole gaggle of celebrity look-alike dolls including Paris, Sarah Jessica Porkher and J Ho. I did find pictures of J Ho and quickly came to the conclusion that a leaky one would be considerably more erotic than one inflated to all its glory.

Never-the-less it would seem, given the rather extensive range available, that there are some folks that feel it is twenty dollars well spent. Indeed there is even a Guido doll for the ladies.

I think the best thing that could be done with any of them is to recycle them into one of these rather fetching anoraks (or hoodie if you prefer) from Sander Reijgers. Imagine going train spotting in one of them!

	There is a new site from those good folks at G-Queen who brought you all those delicious shaved Japanese pussies. It also is predominantly movies this time featuring amatuer models, the kind of girls you see on the Tokyo subway or at the supermarket, getting thier kit off just for you. Whilst there appears to be something there for everyone Nalga’s Club is a particular treat for ass lovers.

Click any of the images to see a gallery of cute Kaori. Click here to visit Nalga’s Club

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I occasionally get e-mails from readers who have got it into their heads that they want to come to Thailand, find the girl of their dreams and then whisk her off to live a life of bliss and rampant sex somewhere in the US, Europe or elsewhere. My first advice to anyone thinking of getting married to anyone at all is; Are you absolutely sure?

If you are thinking of marrying a girl from a culture you know very little about and whisking her off to a culture she knows nothing about then the question needs to be amplified significantly.

The overwhelming majority of the girls working the bars are from small villages in the dirt poor rural parts of the country. They have scant education and speak only limited English. They don’t transplant to other cultures very well. For many of them moving to Bangkok is culture shock enough but at least there they have a language and food they can recognise and they also have the communal support of thousands of other girls who are in exactly the same position.

Outside of Thailand even basic bargirl necessities such as a plate of som tam are hard to come by, friends are non-existent and household technology such as vacuum cleaners and dishwashers are possessed by demons. Except the telephone, which will most likely become her life line.

One gentleman I know who tried the experiment found, by the end of the second month, that he had a telephone bill that was more than his rent. Fortunately he hadn’t actually tied the knot and he sent her packing on the next flight back.

On the other side of the coin you might think you are getting a gorgeous doe-eyed sex slave whose only aim in life is to please her man. But these are just myths perpetuated by mail order bride brokers. Most girls are working the bars because they have large extended families to support and by getting married she assumes you are willing to commit to a lifetime of material assistance.

It may not seem like too much money at first but when you realise that sex is no more rampant and free flowing than it would have been with any other girl you can get a wee bit resentful. You may well find yourself thinking that sex was much better when you were slipping her two-thousand baht for a short time with no other commitments at all. Because it probably was.

That’s not to say it can’t work out. I know numerous instances where has but in almost all of them the male has relocated to Thailand. There are two couples I know in Hong Kong but there is a large and easily accessible Thai community there and it is only a couple of hours flight to Bangkok.

So my advice is go to Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, play the field and have a good time. Then ask yourself if you still want to restrict yourself to just one for the rest of your life or if it might not be a better idea to start stashing the cash ready for your next trip.

Got my copy of the new Richard Thompson CD today so I dashed back up to play it, inching up the volume to 11 as the little tray slid in. The drums kicked in, a guitar hook with a bad attitude and then the brass. The pigeons on next doors balcony, waiting for their early morning handout, fled in terror;
I love kittens and little babies
Can’t you see that’s the guy I am
Your money is so safe with me
You never met such an honest man
sneered the vocal.

Thompson is one of the few artists left on the planet that remember what rock music was all about and as if to prove it, he recorded this album of 13 entirely new songs live during 2009. The result is stunning, the chemistry between himself and the band is palpable and his solos, which he often tempers in a studio setting, are free to soar and burn.

Though his folk roots do show through, particularly in Among The Gorse, Among The Grey and with Joel Zifkin’s fiddle playing

His song writing is as acute as ever dealing with serial killers, bankers and self-righteous millionaires. He also takes time out to bid a heartfelt farewell to some old friends in A Brother Slips Away.

It’s a striking album performed with vim and passion, at his age he should know better. Thankfully he doesn’t.

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Jiangxi province in south eastern China apparently has a reputation for producing hot babes but 21-year-old Shen Qingqing is taking that a step further. Shen went under the knife and now, after more than twenty operations, is is medically certified a woman.

Since then she has been posing for artists and photographers and her fame is starting to spread. “I want to be Jiangxi’s number 1 transexual beauty,” she says. Which shouldn’t be difficult since she is probably the only one. But after seeing a few pics she could probably give some of the more conventional gals an run for their money.

A whole book of photos is planned meanwhile you can see more pics here

Ladyboys with their cocks out: here