Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Click for a dozen shaved Chinese pussies

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Since the previous posts of shaved Japanese pussies I’ve had a few requests for a similar post featuring shaved Chinese pussies. Some folks have even gone as far as to wonder what the difference between Chinese and Japanese might be.

China is so vast you could almost ask what is the difference between Chinese and Chinese. The classic Hong Kong beauty looks different from the classic Beijing babe and they both look different to a Sichuan sizzler.

But there is something that they all seem to have in common. They almost never shave their pussies. According to Kitty, a lass from northern China I had the pleasure of knowing, tufts of hair are considered lucky. They foretell of long life and wealth to come.

KItty had only a light downy patch which I liked very much but she was horrified when I suggested that she shave them off completely and have done with it “NO!” She exclaimed, “want more.”

To find Chinese girls that shave you have to search the Chinatowns around Southeast Asia where attitudes are a little less traditional, and where most of these girls appear to be from.

Click pic to watch trailer

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.I’ve never been that big on comic books though I did make an exception for Garth Ennis’ deliciously degenerate take on super-heroes, The Pro. It’s a story about a single mother who hooks on the side to make ends meet. One day she wakes up to discover she has been given supernatural powers and that the “League of Honour” a group of strangely familiar looking super-heroes is welcoming her into the club.

However, she doesn’t blend all that well with the squeaky clean image of your average Joe Superhero and she shows them, and the values that go with them, up for the anachronism that they are. She also pisses on her vanquished villains and gives The Saint (Superman) a blow job.

The book was originally published in 2002. According to wikipedia there had been talk about a live action adaptation last year. This appears to have been shelved and an animated pilot has been made and posted to youtube. It’s really quite faithful to the original and I hope they go all our to turn it into a series or a feature.

I won’t spoil the story for you, enjoy the clip and I highly recommend you go out and find a copy of the book, Amazon have it.

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There’s a story doing the internet rounds that says shopping can cause impotency in men. I have believed this all along but according to the story boffins have discovered that a chemical compound found on some till receipts contains enough Bisphenol A (BPA) to suppress male hormones in the body.

BPA is the stuff that helps the ink stick to the paper. It also sticks to your fingers so when you stick a doughnut or something into your mouth it carries a payload of Bisphenol A.

Berlin-based urologist Professor Frank Sommer told the Daily Telegraph; “A substance like that could shift the balance of the sex hormones in men towards oestrogen.”

“In the long term this leads to less sexual drive, encourages the belly instead of the muscles to grow and has a bad effect on erection and potency.” he continued.

Encourages the belly eh? So next time the missus wants a Saturday afternoon at the mall just tell that the till receipts will make her fat.