Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Click the pic and pull the pudding

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Looks like I’m going to be suffering from Hypersexual Disorder by the year 2013. Hypersexual disorder is essentially enjoying frequent sexual activity with lots of different people, or at least wanting to.

I don’t suffer from it yet because the book in which it is going to be defined, The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders - which apparently is the dogs bollocks of psychiatric reference books - isn’t going to be updated until then.

Those of you that think I’m already sick (yes, I got your e-mails) needn’t laugh either. You are going to be classified as suffering from Absexuality Disorder along with everyone else that gets a secret thrill out of being disgusted by porn and obscenity.

I would reply to your missives but I can’t be bothered. According to the new book that means I also suffer from cognitive tempo disorder.

And there are plenty more; Intermittent explosive disorder means having a hissy fit and sexual arousal disorder is the new term for “Not tonight dear, I have a headache.”

Speaking to The Times Online, Darrel Regier, research director of the American Psychiatric Association and a member of the task force working on the manual, said: “One of the reasons for doing this is that we are concerned about establishing better thresholds of diagnosis for people with a genuine disorder.”

I think he’s suffering from Elevated Importance of Quackery Syndrome which is; expanding the market by inventing new conditions to diagnose and prescribe for.

Click the pic to see some photos of Japanese nurse Nana Takesita who, I might add, has a perfectly edible shaved pussy. Better do it quick, pretty soon they’ll be coming after you with straight jackets and bromide tea.