A big swinging dick by any other name
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Akbar Zeb is a high flying diplomat from Pakistan. He has served as the country’s High Commissioner to Canada and as their ambassador to South Africa. But he has been rejected for diplomatic positions the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain and, most recenlty, Saudi Arabia.
The reason for this is because Akbar Zeb, in a splendid case of life imitates Monty Python, translates as ‘Biggest Dick’ in Arabic. Now you can’t have him swanning around in diplomatic circles, introducing himself as Biggest Dick to people who probably consider themselves to be substantially bigger dicks than he is. Whatever would the serfs think.
Watch that: classic Monty Python clip
Posted: February 6th, 2010 under _Idle Thoughts.
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