Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

It comes up in pub conversation sometimes that, because Asian girls are famous for their tight pussies, is there any one nationality tighter than the rest? Of course there is no answer to that but it is usually the prelude you a round of tales, from the assembled company, about particularly nice ones we’ve known recently with regard to tightness.

I always end up talking about girls from mainland China. Not because I think they are particularly tighter than anywhere else but because they think western men are significantly bigger. Especially the part-time girls who come down to Hong Kong on short stay visa to top up their bank accounts.

These girls usually have no experience of western men other than what they’ve heard about. And that is that we all have huge cocks. So when you knock on their doors expecting admission they can react in one of two ways.

One is that they get a bit scared and worry that you are going to hurt them. I always give them plenty of opportunity to back out if they want to. It’s really no fun trying to have sex with a girl who is so worried about getting hurt she slops on so much lube that it gets inside the condom and the damn thing comes off.

The other type get really excited about having the opportunity to try out one our mythical members. One girl was so pleased that after the shower she called her two colleagues over to admire the appendage and give it a squeeze. I felt like a piece of meat. It was great.

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