Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Okamoto’s new line, the 0.02 Hydro, are being heavily marketed in Hong Kong. These, presumably, are the brand’s response to the Sagami Premium. They are made from polyurethane and have the same specs as the Sagami and, since those had been such a pain in the arse to get on, I had decided not to investigate further.

But then I read on Carnal Nation that a tiny dob of lube can help ease a truculent todger into a tight fitting bag. That, and the advertising on the sides of buses on the subway continually nagging at me caused, me to relent.

They come in shiny, black plastic packaging with gold print. “The real 0.02″ proclaims a red rosette stuck onto the plastic. The individual condoms in matt black wrappers. The girl I’d found to try tham out with looked at them with a critical eye. She unwrapped one and sniffed at the clear polyurethane, odourless. She nodded her approval.

Right at the beginning we had the same problem that I’d had with the Sagamoto so rather than persevere and put a fingernail through it we went for the lube option. I must admit I have grave reservations about getting lube on the inside of a condom. I’ve known some Chinese girls that like to slop the stuff on most liberally. The problem with this is that the lube works it’s way up the shaft and into the top of the condom whereupon it lubricates the condom right off again.

I squeezed out an amount about the size of a pea and lightly massaged it into the head. She had to unroll the condom part way and stretch the opening out to get it over the glans while I held the tip with one hand and the base of my cock with the other. It took all four hands but we got it on. A hit of Viagra had helped ensure the appendage didn’t go into a sulk.

She gave it a cursory blow job and indicated that it tasted alright but I think the exercise was making her quite horny too. She wanted to fuck right away so she hopped on cowgirl style. “Waaah” she said as it slipped in. She worked me for a while and then gave me the most adorable look of surprise.

She buried her face in my neck, pulled me over onto the top and clung tight, thrashing as her orgasm reached its peak. Afterwards, while she was still panting, I knew I had to pull out. She was reluctant to let me go but when I pointed out that the condom was almost off she understood. I could feel it but she couldn’t. As I withdrew it was only the tightness of the opening that had stopped it coming off completely. “Good,” she said, “but dangerous.”

To finish off I used an Okamoto 0.03 latex with aloe lubricant. Latex has much greater elasticity and is definitely more comfortable to wear. I’m not sure if the difference in feel is all that significant, I’ll do a few more A-B comparisons. I must admit I got a bit side-tracked into watching this partner enjoy her orgasm. Certainly if you’re allergic to latex this is the best of the bunch. Though having said that, now that I have a technique for getting them on, it would be worth revisiting the Sagami Premium.

Read: Carnal Nation
See also: The world’s most expensive condom
See also: Condom Vs Condom

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.Let’s hope it’s a good one … my new years resolution is to get laid as much as possible. Same as last year. It’s a good resolution to make and one that I enjoy striving for. And I hope that you also get laid at every available opportunity.
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