Archive for January, 2010
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Hooray for mobile phone porn! Though I must admit I’ve never used a mobile phone for looking at porn, the screen just isn’t big enough. The only time I would conceivably use it is on an airplane. But I just don’t recall the last time I was on a flight long enough to necessitate skulking off to the toilet with a Blackberry for a swift right-hander.
But I do take my hat off to all the wonderful people that produce it and the technology that permits it. I’ve had a soft spot for totally amateur porn ever since the days I used to search (in vain) for pictures of Charlie Paget’s mum in the Readers Wives section of Fiesta magazine.
With the launch of the iPad we now have a mobile device that offers the privacy of a phone with a screen size that would do justice to Charlie’s mother … or any other kind of porn for that matter. Though Apple seems keen to boast it’s features as an e-reader and communication device the fact that you can download up to 64 gigs of porn into it and schlepp off to the potting shed leaving the computer to the kids and the Mrs to American Idol is what will make it a winner.
I foresee a day when you’ll be able to buy iPads, or clones thereof, already pre-loaded with pics and movies and branded with a future generation’s equivalent of Fiesta or Razzle.
In the meantime, if you do find those pics of Charlie Paget’s mum, forward ‘em to me would ya.
See also: Readers Wives
Posted: January 31st, 2010 under _Idle Thoughts.
Tags: Girls at our best
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A bit of rough stuff
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. To me it is the kind of porn you watch when you mates are round for beer and pizza on a Sunday afternoon. You discuss technique and comfort levels - is that position practical in a real-life scenario and how can anyone produce that much spooge in a single orgasm? For my private enjoyment I prefer solo girls or girl-on-girl. Call me old fashioned but I have no interest in other peoples dicks especially when those dicks are fucking my fantasy girl or cumming all over her face. Never-the-less I wont have it said that I don’t listen to my readers so here are a couple of pics and a clip to get the ball rolling. I will post more in due course. |
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Posted: January 23rd, 2010 under Thailand, _Idle Thoughts.
Tags: Shaved pussy, Thai
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Thai Girls Wild
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Another brand new site just launched is Thai Girls Wild … and I know a thing or two about them. The site is totally hardcore and totally amateur.
It claims to have “The biggest and hottest collection of Thai ex girlfriend videos”. It also boasts Thai emo girls … I guess that means coloured hair and tats etc, how can you be emo when you’re born in the land of smiles? But I do like coloured hair and tats, I don’t care what you call it.
I don’t have any samples yet but as soon as I do I’ll post them but if you just can’t wait click these thumbs to go direct to the site.
I don’t know about you but I am really excited this site. Heh, I’m even hoping I’ll see some of my old friends in there.
Website: Thai Girls Wild
Posted: January 19th, 2010 under Thailand, _Idle Thoughts.
Tags: Thai
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Smooth as silk
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Premier Japanese shaved pussy site Rikitake has re-launched and re-branded itself Girls Delta. All the original content is on the new site and fresh pictures and movies are being added daily. These are top quality pics with the newest ones having a resolution up to 3500px plus HD movies.
I haven’t been into the site but I hope you enjoy these selections from the public area of the site. Click the thumbnails. For more just surf on over here.
Website: Girls Delta
Posted: January 18th, 2010 under Japan.
Tags: Japanese, Shaved pussy
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Psst, dirty pictures?
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The French national library, Bibliothque Nationale in Paris, is showing off some of its porn collection. More than 350 books and prints from it’s smut section, officially known as L’enfer (hell) are on display until March 2.
L’Enfer houses books that have been purchased, confiscated or donated over the past 170 years. I haven’t been to Paris but according to The Independent newspaper it is “… a quietly and intelligently displayed but garish cornucopia of sadism, masochism, bestiality, scatology, bums, tits and staring genitalia. It is also a fascinating, and sometimes beautiful, expedition through the dark, winding corridors of the human psyche.”
Until now the collection has only been open to bona fide researchers but the explosion of porn all over the internet has persuaded the library that it is OK to put it on display.
“Twenty years ago, such an exhibition would have been unthinkable, certainly one sponsored by a state body such as the Bibliothque Nationale,” Marie-Franoise Quignard, one of the two curators told newspaper.
If you’re in Paris before March 2 the L’Enfer de la Bibliotheque, Eros aus secret is open at the Bibliothque Francois Mitterrand in the 13th arrondissement from 10am to 7pm, Tuesdays to Saturdays and from 1pm to 7pm on Sundays. Under 16s are banned.
Posted: January 14th, 2010 under _Idle Thoughts.
Tags: vintage/art
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Android Love
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Life like (well almost) love dolls have been around for a while but up until now they have always been mute and static. The launch of True Companion’s Roxxxy at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas this weekend is set to change all that.
Roxxxy comes with built-in computer and several personalities. She can hear you, speak to you and feel your touch. A mechanical heart powers a liquid cooling system and she boasts three “inputs” each with robotic movement.
The prototype is Caucasian, 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 120 pounds but according to its creator, Douglas Hines, clients can customise it to suit their own preferences. The on-board personalities range from Frigid Farrah to S&M Susan with Wild Wendy and Mature Martha in between. These too can be customised and tweaked by the owner.
The love doll has wireless internet connection to facilitate software updates. There is also an owners forum where people can swap and share customised personalities.
Roxxxy has been two-and-a-half years and between US$500,000 and US$1 million in the making. She retails between US$7,000-9,000 depending on customised features. If your in Asia that’s probably between 120-150 short-times and you never have to buy it a drink.
At present she is not able to walk so she can’t come and haul you out of the pub just when you are having fun and she can’t hide the TV remote when the footy is about to start. But I do wonder, however, how long it will be before the league of enraged ex-wives and girlfriends infiltrate the forum surreptitiously swapping personalities that do nothing but nag and have headaches. Let’s just hope they have an ‘off’ switch.
Website: True Companion
Youtube: Douglas Hines at AVN
Posted: January 10th, 2010 under _Idle Thoughts.
Tags: Girls at our best
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