Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

I’ve been off the circuit for a month or so, not quite living the life of a monk but almost. Beer and women were controlled substances so I had to make do with my own right hand. I tell you, camels can look very sexy indeed after a while. Especially when you put the in a school uni … er ahem hem.

Anyway, here is gaggle of Little Brown Fucking Machines. They are the two humped kind but generally not as hairy as camels. If you want to see their tight, inviting pussies you know where to click.

A new movie just out in Hong Kong attempts to lift the lid on compensated dating. For those unfamiliar with the term compensated dating is a euphemism for paid for sex in the text generation. It’s quite common in Asia though one really needs to txt in the language of the country you are in. I have heard some people claim that it doesn’t automatically lead to prostitution but there would seem little point in engaging in it otherwise.

From what I can gather this particular movie takes the unusual step of portraying the girls as equal partners in the trade. Using men to satisfy their own lust for cash and fancy handbags just as their clients use them to relieve their nagging erections.

This at least is a refreshing change from the “girls are always victims and men are evil” school of thought.

The plot of Girl$ revolves around the fortunes of four girls; Icy (Michelle Wai), Ronnie (Bonnie Xian), Lin (Una Lin) and Gucci (Venus Wong), a 16 year-old high-schooler who wants to sell her virginity to the highest bidder. Despite different backgrounds and reasons for getting into the biz the four become good friends and provide moral support to each other as their stories unfold.

Youtube: Trailer with subtitles, Youtube: Cantonese language trailer
Hong Kong: Mongkok, Hong Kong: Wanchai

Click for a dozen shaved Chinese pussies

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Since the previous posts of shaved Japanese pussies I’ve had a few requests for a similar post featuring shaved Chinese pussies. Some folks have even gone as far as to wonder what the difference between Chinese and Japanese might be.

China is so vast you could almost ask what is the difference between Chinese and Chinese. The classic Hong Kong beauty looks different from the classic Beijing babe and they both look different to a Sichuan sizzler.

But there is something that they all seem to have in common. They almost never shave their pussies. According to Kitty, a lass from northern China I had the pleasure of knowing, tufts of hair are considered lucky. They foretell of long life and wealth to come.

KItty had only a light downy patch which I liked very much but she was horrified when I suggested that she shave them off completely and have done with it “NO!” She exclaimed, “want more.”

To find Chinese girls that shave you have to search the Chinatowns around Southeast Asia where attitudes are a little less traditional, and where most of these girls appear to be from.

Click pic to watch trailer

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.I’ve never been that big on comic books though I did make an exception for Garth Ennis’ deliciously degenerate take on super-heroes, The Pro. It’s a story about a single mother who hooks on the side to make ends meet. One day she wakes up to discover she has been given supernatural powers and that the “League of Honour” a group of strangely familiar looking super-heroes is welcoming her into the club.

However, she doesn’t blend all that well with the squeaky clean image of your average Joe Superhero and she shows them, and the values that go with them, up for the anachronism that they are. She also pisses on her vanquished villains and gives The Saint (Superman) a blow job.

The book was originally published in 2002. According to wikipedia there had been talk about a live action adaptation last year. This appears to have been shelved and an animated pilot has been made and posted to youtube. It’s really quite faithful to the original and I hope they go all our to turn it into a series or a feature.

I won’t spoil the story for you, enjoy the clip and I highly recommend you go out and find a copy of the book, Amazon have it.

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There’s a story doing the internet rounds that says shopping can cause impotency in men. I have believed this all along but according to the story boffins have discovered that a chemical compound found on some till receipts contains enough Bisphenol A (BPA) to suppress male hormones in the body.

BPA is the stuff that helps the ink stick to the paper. It also sticks to your fingers so when you stick a doughnut or something into your mouth it carries a payload of Bisphenol A.

Berlin-based urologist Professor Frank Sommer told the Daily Telegraph; “A substance like that could shift the balance of the sex hormones in men towards oestrogen.”

“In the long term this leads to less sexual drive, encourages the belly instead of the muscles to grow and has a bad effect on erection and potency.” he continued.

Encourages the belly eh? So next time the missus wants a Saturday afternoon at the mall just tell that the till receipts will make her fat.