Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

“Now let’s see if it fits in here”

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.The Thai government is about to introduce a new penis measuring device to enable it’s male population to find the right sized condoms. The paper tape measures a width of between 49 and 56 millimetres - covering the “Thai penis size standard”, said Dr Somyos Kittimankhong of the Department of Disease Control’s (DDC) anti-Aids division.

“Larger size condoms can slip off or deaden the pleasure during sex, while smaller ones will cause discomfort to wearers. These factors dissuade people from using condoms - which encourages the spread of HIV/Aids,” Dr Somyos told The Nation newspaper.

But condoms cost money to buy and in provinces not many people have a great deal of that stuff to spare so the government has earmarked 200 million Baht (US$6 million) to give out freebies. It’s all part of a campaign called “Condom for All” and is being launched in response to a spike in the number of gay men and sex workers contracting HIV.

Now it’s all for a good cause and it doesn’t do to mock but it does make me wonder if the countryside is going to be filled with lines of farmers waiting to present their willies to efficient looking office ladies for girth checking prior to being furnished with a packet of three.

But to be serious for a moment the Thai government really should talk to some Japanese condom manufacturers about a franchise. The cheaper locally made condoms that are available at the moment are just rubbish and it’s no surprise that no-one wants to use them.

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