Learning how to wank
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Most kids figure it out on their own eventually but in Extremadura, a district in south-west Spain, youngsters are getting a helping hand … from the local government. A €14,000 (US$20,800) campaign with the slogan “Pleasure in your own Hands” has been launched aimed at teaching 14-17-year-olds how to best enjoy their own company.
The campaign includes leaflets, flyers and workshops where they receive instruction on masturbation techniques along with advice on contraception and self-respect.
It all sounds very reasonable to me but of course it has sparked controversy in the largely catholic nation.
“This is an intimate subject that should be dealt with at home,” whinged local right wing opposition leader Hernández Carrón.
“They are interfering with the right of parents to educate their own children about a matter as important as their sexuality,” stormed the conservative Confederation of Fathers and Mothers of Schoolchildren.
Unfortunately conservative positions on most things are are about the same; ‘If it feels good, abstain!’ Which is about as potty as you can get. And they would be horrified if they were to discover parents who really were teaching their kids effective wanking.
Learning to masturbate is an important part of growing up but it’s not something parents can teach or that their children can ask them about. So I’d like to give a big thumbs up for Laura Garrido, president of the Youth Council of Extremadura, for caring about the sexual well-being of her constituents.
Posted: November 14th, 2009 under _Idle Thoughts.
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