Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Virgins, both of ‘em

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An Egyptian scholar is calling for the execution of anyone found importing the Artificial Virginity Hymen. They take virginity very seriously in the Middle East but for thirty greenbacks this little kit can redo that which has been undone, or at least fake it effectively. That’s a lot cheaper than hymen repair surgery, which is performed in secret by some clinics.

All you do (if you’re a lady) is pop it in and the thing expands a little making you feel tight. When hubby thrusts his first thrust a little blood-like liquid oozes out. All you need to add is a few convincing moans.

According to Abdul Mouti Bayoumi such a device was akin to spreading vice in society and that is punishable by death in Sharia law.

Each pack contains two artificial hymens so the manufacturers are clearly not anticipating a high degree of fidelity from their customers.

Now this got me thinking. I know a lot of girls who are always looking for ways to add value to the services they offer. If a lass were to buy over the internet and place a bulk order of fifty or more kits she could get them for as little as 10 bucks a hymen. Well below the premium she could charge for being a virgin.