Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Don’t click, just think about my pussy

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“Wow”, she said as my jocks dropped to the floor. “Wow” she said again as she squeezed my thickening dick in the shower. Complementing a client on the size of his dick is a good business practice for working girls and most of them would tell you it was a whopper even if you were hung like a gnat.

But like most men, I consider myself to be only slightly above average, I’m certainly no Desmond donkey drawers. This young lass thought otherwise. “Wow” she said as I lay on my back reaching full stretch.

At this point she bottled. She was one of the student types that hop over the border from Shenzhen to hook for a week or so and stock up on Louis Vuitton bags and shoes.

Now I’m not sure what her boyfriends across the border might be like but it prompted me to drop a line to my old friend Captain Outrageous to ask if, in his considerable experience, he thought there was any truth in the notion that Asian dicks are significantly smaller than western dicks.

“I’ve no idea,” chortled the Captain, “I’ve not really had any experience with western dicks other than my own … and that’s a monster! Most of my ladyboy friends have to stand up in the taxi going home”

But I digress. The lady was sitting on the bed next to me fashioning a small circle with her thumb and index finger. “Smar” she said pointing at her pussy with her other index finger. Then she grabbed my cock and said; “Big”. She offered me a hand job. I made it clear that I hadn’t travelled across Hong Kong for a hand job but she was not interested. I took one last look at her tight little pussy put my clothes back on an left.

I’ve no interest in making the girl feel uncomfortable and, in retrospect, I was grateful that she refused. I have known girls who take another approach and slather on way too much KY. The problem with this is that lube gets inside the condom and the thing slips off. And that’s a risk that neither of us need.

So I tried another door, another student from China, but this one was much more enthusiastic.