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An 80-year-old grandfather in the town of Split in Croatia was so exited at the prospect of a blowjob that he collapsed and died before the service could be performed.
According to metro.co.uk he had negotiated a fee of about US6.50 for the service with a local hooker and had gone to an abandoned house whereupon he dropped his pants and had a heart attack.
The 30-year-old woman called an ambulance but it was too late. A local paper said he was a man who was “looking for sex until his last breath”.
I think he just wanted to cum before he went
Posted: July 8th, 2009 under _Jokes/Funny/WTF.
Tags: Little Brown Fucking Machine