101 SHAVED ASIAN PUSSIES
you must fuck before you die
Did you ever find yourself stranded in an airport for hours waiting for a connecting flight? There’s fuck all to do so you wind up pushing your trolley around until you inevitably wind up in the bookshop.
I’ve noticed a growing trend for books that list the things you must do before you die. Things like 1001 places you must visit …, even though the authors haven’t, or 1001 wines you must taste …, assuming you have pockets deeper than the Mariana Trench!
Magazines are worse. They don’t even bother with a cute number. Their covers scream 17 Paragraphs of inane drivel, with the ‘17′ in huge bold type.
Even if the tedium was so great you invested in a copy of 101 things to do with ramen noodles you would probably only try about three before you forgot about the book forever.
Porn never gets boring and it’s with that in mind (and the lure of a good bandwagon) that I present 101 Shaved Asian pussies you must fuck before you die. Continue.
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