Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Sex with two girls is better than sex with one right? Of course it is. If you don’t think so you’re obviously not doing it right. Think about it; two mouths, two pussies, four tits … more is always better.

Now if those two girls happen to be bisexual that’s even better. They’ll happily keep on fucking each other while you are having the inevitable downtime between orgasms, or off in the kitchen making a cup of tea.

Lets work out the pleasure ratio and you’ll see what I mean. Sex with one girl is great. If you add another girl it increases the pleasure… for you. Now if the girls are bisexual it increases the pleasure for both of you so the old 2+1=3 equation goes out the window.

Each individual in the group is giving sexual pleasure to two people and receiving sexual pleasure from two people, the pleasure ratio is actually squared! Therefore sex with two bisexual girls is four times better than sex with one girl (2×2=4).

It follows then then that sex with three is nine times better and sex with four is sixteen times better…you get the picture?

Now I know what you’re are thinking, I’ve only got one cock, right? Well right but I’ve also got a mouth, two hands and a good imagination. A good game is to get blindfolded and have one girl hold your hands down while another climbs on top. You have to guess the pussy or mouth. But you do need to remember all their names. Saying “the one with the wavy hair and big tits” is just not very classy.

Incidentally Viagra can help keep those downtimes brief.

See also: The IgNobel Prize for Economics, 2008
See also: Recreational Drugs

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Well last year was a bit of a fucker, eh? Let’s hope 2009 will be a bit better.

Have you made any resolutions? I have. I have resolved to have as much sex as I possibly can with as many people as I can find willing. It’s the same one I made last year. It’s a good resolution, why fix something that ain’t broke?

But I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all those lovely ladies who rallied to the cause last year. I know I’m not supposed to respect them in the morning, well at least according to those that think they think they live to a higher moral standard than me. But I do respect them. I have far more respect for them than I do for say; politicians, bankers, lawyers or any number of other so-called pillars of society.

Anyway, let me wish you all peace and prosperity for the new year and if you click on cute little Cammy here she will show you her sweet shaved pussy.