Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Kelly

Mariko

Sophier

Asuka

River

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I’ve had numerous e-mails asking why I never put together a set of Met-art galleries featuring just Asian women. “After all, you do specialise in Asian women,” they chorus. Well I suppose I do. I live in Asia and the beauty of Asian women is perhaps part of the reason I stay here. But I want to point out that I’m not exclusive about it. I’m happy to fuck any woman regardless of race, colour or creed.

However, due to popular demand, here is a buch of Met-Art Asians that have surfaced recently (though I’m thinking River might be a mix). Enjoy

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Lovers of porn, art and history might like to check out The Erotica Bibliophile website. I found it a few days ago and have already spent several absorbing hours there.

The site houses a collection of paintings and engravings of smut from early 20th century America and Europe. It also contains excellent information about some of the more prolific artists and publishers, book checklists and a history of censorship. It’s attractive, well laid out and easy to navigate.

This is not a commercial site. It appears to be the work of one man who is willing to share his passion, and a part of his fabulous collection, with the rest of us. And for that, I doff my cap, sir.

Visit: The Erotica Bibliophile
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Maryjane and Ruchi click. So should you

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We are pleased to announce the the IgNobel prize for Economics has been awarded to Geoffrey Miller at the University of New Mexico for his painstaking research and discovery that lap-dancers secure bigger tips while they are ovulating. I’ve no doubt this also applies to bar girls and pole dancers.

The IgNobel prizes are awarded by the Annals of Improbable Research (AIR) for scientific discoveries that “first make you laugh and then make you think”. And if you think about it, this makes complete sense. The moment of ovulation is the moment when a woman is most ready to conceive. At this point she is probably exuding a bucket-load of pheromones or some such thing.

Since a lap dancers customer can’t actually deposit his seed in the desired receptacle the least a gentleman can do is deposit an extra ten bucks into her panty elastic.

Y’know, it might also explain why you sometimes see a woman on the bus or subway and, though you’re not sure why because she’s not all that cute, but you really want to fuck her till she rattles. She’s ovulating!

And for all you lap-dancers out there; you could maximise your earning potential by only ovulating on Friday nights.

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A Chinese herb known as Horny Goat Weed has long had a reputation for being natural aphrodisiac but Mario Dell’Agli, a researcher at the University of Milan, thinks it could be a herbal remedy for erectile dysfunction.

“This could be the natural Viagra,” he said in a telephone interview. “The novelty is that we have synthesised a new molecule that one day may be able to replace Viagra.”

Drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra all work by increasing blood flow to the genitals and inhibiting an enzyme called phosphodiesterase type 5. But these can have side-effects such as headaches, upset stomach and visual problems.

Dell’Agli’s Italian team looked for alternatives by studying a number of plants reputed to boost sexual performance.

The researchers modified a compound in the Horny Goat weed called icariin and discovered that it too blocked the erection-inhibiting enzyme as well as Viagra did and, because the compound targets the enzyme more precisely, it may have fewer side effects.

“The compound icariin is present in the horny goat weed in large amounts and its activity against (the enzyme) is lower compared to Viagra,” he said. “But the new molecule we synthesised from icariin is as good as Viagra against (the enzyme).”

So no need to carry all those watermelons around anymore eh?

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