The IgNobel prize for Economics, 2008
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We are pleased to announce the the IgNobel prize for Economics has been awarded to Geoffrey Miller at the University of New Mexico for his painstaking research and discovery that lap-dancers secure bigger tips while they are ovulating. I’ve no doubt this also applies to bar girls and pole dancers.
The IgNobel prizes are awarded by the Annals of Improbable Research (AIR) for scientific discoveries that “first make you laugh and then make you think”. And if you think about it, this makes complete sense. The moment of ovulation is the moment when a woman is most ready to conceive. At this point she is probably exuding a bucket-load of pheromones or some such thing.
Since a lap dancers customer can’t actually deposit his seed in the desired receptacle the least a gentleman can do is deposit an extra ten bucks into her panty elastic.
Y’know, it might also explain why you sometimes see a woman on the bus or subway and, though you’re not sure why because she’s not all that cute, but you really want to fuck her till she rattles. She’s ovulating!
And for all you lap-dancers out there; you could maximise your earning potential by only ovulating on Friday nights.
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Posted: October 4th, 2008 under _Idle Thoughts, _Jokes/Funny/WTF.
Tags: Filipina