Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Diwali is a time of giving sweet treats and Penelope is one of the sweetest treats I could imagine. She is also very sexy indeed.

Models from India, or anywhere else on the sub-continent for that matter, are few and far between. Of the the others only Asha Kumara, and Gaya Patal really standout. That makes these top quality pics of Penelope even more special.

I don’t know much about her, I’m guessing that she is from the south of India. She has a deliciously dark complexion that makes you want to lick her all over, gorgeous tits, tight little pussy and eyes that could pin you to the wall and raise your flag-pole at fifty paces.

The pictures come from ATK Exotic, click the pic for more.

Happy Diwali

Visit: ATK Exotic
See also: Review: Inside Asha Kuamara
And: Last year

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A gentleman from South America e-mailed me to ask if I had any pics of Florence Fong. Well I do have some, indeed I posted a set a few weeks ago, but I don’t know much about her I’m afraid. The pics come from a site called Shaved Asian which specialises primarily in Chinese girls.

There is a hint of Thai about her though. At least I think so. But that may be due to that expression that seems to say; “I’m just a raving slut trapped inside an innocent girls body”. It reminds me so much of a favourite of mine from the Dollhouse in Bangkok. And they both have a truly edible shaved pussy. Click her to see it.

More: Florence

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The world and his dog has, by now, heard of the stunning beauty of Thai Ladyboys but it would be quite wrong to think they are the only transexuals in Asia. Bugis street, in Singapore, was famous for them back in the early 1970’s and probably long before that even.

Then it was populated by Malay, Thai and Indonesians. The Philippines also has it’s Ladyboy culture

Until recently one of the least known ladyboy scenes was that of Japan. That’s about to change. A new site called Shemale Japan has just been launched.

In Japan the term a for shemale when translated into English is new-half. The new site boasts 100% original content, hardcore, solos, cum-shots, facials and costumes/uniforms. All video is in HD and there are none of the mosaics and retouching that blight so many great AV idol pics.

Click the thumbs to see the full images.

Visit: Shemale Japan
See also: Interview with a ladyboy photographer
Play: The Right Choice

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I always feel a little bit envious of people who work in offices. Every day they have have a whole cornucopia of different females to look at.

In my line of work I only get to visit the offices of editors and agents. But it is always a thrill:

“Good morning Jennifer.” I’ll say to the receptionist.

“Good morning Mr. Totti”

“Feel free to call me Seymour”

“Ok Mr. Totti.” Then she gets on the phone; “Hi Christine Mr…. nooo, shh.. I’ll tell you at lunch, Mr Totti is here …” Presently she clicks the phone off. “Christine says Boss is around somewhere but she doesn’t know where, you are to go through anyway”

“Thanks Jennifer.” And off I go. I know the office well and most people know me. But there are lots of ladies I’d like to know better. Office assistants doing a gap year between school and university, secretaries, managers and even executives. Women whose ages range from about nineteen or twenty right through to late forties. And a good many of them are just gorgeous.

So remember all you nine-to-fivers, you get to ogle the Jennifers and Christines of this world every single day. Freewheeling perverts like me have to make do with a quick lech only once in a while.

See also: A Hong Kong MILF

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Have you ever had sex in a hammock? No, neither have I. Not successfully anyway. Even hammocks that look like, and claim, they can fit two people usually don’t - unless you keep extremely still.

The best I ever got it was to fill the middle of the hammock up with cushions and for me to go on the bottom. The cushions go underneath my backside thrusting my dick upwards and the girl sits on top. If the hammock is wide enough she can get her knees in and you take it from there … but very slowly. Your centre of gravity is all wrong and and unless you hold your positions carefully you’ll wind up on the floor.

But usually the hammock isn’t wide enough so her legs have to dangle either side. This is actually very good for penetration and if you swing it a little it really is quite pleasant … for me. It’s a bit uncomfortable for her because she’ll have maneuverability issues, she’ll wriggle a bit and the hammock will get all scrunched up and get stuck in your butt crack. Shortly after that you wind up on the floor again.

Nancy Ho is in a hammock, Nancy Ho and both those incredible tits are all in the same hammock. Knowing full well what is likely to happen it still wouldn’t stop me from trying to get in that hammock with her. Would it you?

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Well it had to happen eventually though it has been cautiously labelled “This is not Sarah Palin inflatable love doll.”

To be honest I think this is one sex toy that would be better than the real thing. It would still be full of hot air but it doesn’t talk bollocks. Though you could perhaps fix that by ritually tea-bagging it.

The doll has three frontiers by which you can invade (that’s one more than Alaska), mouth, ass and pussy and if you take it from behind you’ll be able to see Vladimir Putin rearing his ugly head across the Bering Strait.

The doll is brought to you by Topco Sales and will be available in stores and online soon.

Product info: This is not Sarah Palin inflatable love doll
See also: Sex toys