Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Big wheels in town for Singapore’s first Formula 1 Grand Prix have boosted business for the city-state’s high-end social escort agencies by a fifth The Straits Times reported.

“This is the best weekend this year,” Prince Wong, owner of Singapore Escort Services, told The Straits Times newspaper. Wong’s agency has claimed five bookings for the weekend including one for a local starlet at a fee of S$40,000 (US$28,110) for six hours work.

Wong says his clients are foreign executives from the gas and banking industries.

No doubt things are revving up over at the Four Floors of Whores in Orchard Road where the not so big wheels will be splashing out more moderate fees for an hour or two in the pit lanes with a little brown fucking machine.

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Locals in Bali have been gnashing their teeth and protesting about new anti-porn laws being drawn up in far away Jakarta. It seems the bill would render most of the islands historical temples and relics, most of which feature bare boobies, illegal.

According to AFP it might also mean that tourists would have to wear more conservative swim wear on the famous beaches resulting in ugly tan lines and ultimately damaging the island’s livelihood.

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Indonesia may be the world’s largest Muslim country but there is a significant number of minorities scattered across the vast archipelago, a good many of whose customs could be in violation of the new law.

“This porn bill is a serious threat to the country’s unity since it disrespects the perspective of others on many things.” Said activist Luh Anggraeni.

Protesters put on traditional dances and one activist read a poem that repeated the word “genital” to prove the mention of sex would not send the crowd into fits of lust, reported AFP.

Update: The bill passed on 30 October with revisions to allow bikinis in tourist spots!

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Cute though ain’t they? (Reuters)

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In Kathmandu, according story on Reuters, police have been raiding “scores of discos, nightclubs and dance bars” saying many were running bars where “nude dances” were performed. This has led to thousands of bar workers to take to the streets in protest.

This must be a fairly recent thing because I was in Kathmandu earlier this year and I spent several evenings looking for just such nightspots. I’d been planning a trip anyway but a newspaper report I’d read spoke of dance bars where desperate maidens sold their honour to foreign males. I was sold.

Well that turned out to be a load of bollocks. In Thamel, the main tourist district of Kathmandu, I found no more half a dozen discreet bars where girls were dancing respectably and who reacted with horror at the suggestion of anything more lewd than polite conversation.

None of the bars I went to had many customers and the few that did were patronised by locals. Of course the good bars may not be in the tourist district, maybe I was just looking in the wrong place.

It’s possible, but I doubt it. Bars have overheads, they need to sell beer to pay the rent and the girls. In the venues I visited a beer was around US$5, lady drink was US$7.50. That’s big bucks in Kathmandu and beyond the budget of most locals, who don’t seem to be very big beer drinkers anyway. The only people who can pay those prices with any degree of regularity would be tourists.

And that’s the problem. If the bars are not in Thamel few tourists would ever find them. Most of Kathmandu is a warren of narrow lanes, unnamed, unlit and totally deserted by 10.00pm. It’s also a place where the kind of outfit that western girls might wear to the mall on a Saturday afternoon is regarded as downright salacious in the conservative Hindu nation.

Now I’ve no doubt that commercial sex exists. But I also know that foreign correspondents have to justify their existence and on a slow news day a juicy, wildly exaggerated story on prostitution will always get picked up by someone.

I also doubt that genuine sex workers in Kathmandu would be out protesting in broad daylight and smiling for the cameras.

Having said all that there is great potential for a bar scene and the women, with a blend of Indian and Tibetan are strikingly beautiful. My next visit is penciled in for late this year.

See Reuters
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Yummi is a sizzler from Sichuan in China, I’d met her a couple of months ago but then she vanished from the radar. She reappeared a few days ago and I was back up her flight of stairs like a rat up a drainpipe.

I wondered if she’d been back to the province to help family and friends in the aftermath of the quake but she said she didn’t know anybody there now. Her family had lived in Beijing since she was a child.

She said she’d gone back to help at the Olympics though quite what she did there she didn’t say. She also told me that she’d wanted to be a gymnast when she was younger but she had dropped out because the training schedule had been too demanding. “I still go to gym everyday though.”

I ran the tips of my fingers over her biceps, shoulder and firm breast. She was in excellent shape indeed. “I’m so glad you weren’t affected by the quake,” I said, “I did worry.” And it was true, I had worried. They may only be fleeting encounters but that doesn’t mean you don’t care.

Yummi pulled my head down to her and then rolled me onto my back and climbed on top. “I make special earthquake for you,” she said as her tight pussy wrapped itself around me.

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Gun totin’ totty and VP wannabe, Sara Palin, has been immortalised in plastic. Hero Builders, who were quick to recognise her action dolly status, have created
the Sarah Palin Action Figure. For a mere $27.95 you can have you very own twelve inch Sarah in a tailored business suit to stand on your bedside table watching over you while you sleep.

The good folk at Hero, who have a keen eye for business and know what voters want, are obviously hoping to trouser a tidy profit. With that in mind, for an extra two dollars you can have Sarah clad in leather coat beneath which she wears a white miniskirt and a pistol strapped to her firm left thigh. Or you could have her as a sexy schoolgirl in plaid miniskirt with pop-socks, pink push me up bra and belly button peeping impishly twixt skirt band and blouse. Yummy

I wonder if they put knickers on because, lets be honest, for anyone buying one it’s going to be the first thing they look at, and the belly button detail does look promising.

The otaku crown will probably want to buy all three. Myself?, I’m waiting for the inflatable doll version.

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