Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Maid in heaven … yes, I know she’s not a nun but she has some disgraceful habits

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I’ll bet a good may of you have fantasised about them from time to time but did you ever think you’d see the day when there would be a beauty pageant for Nuns? Well Father Antonio Rungi, from Mondragone near Naples, say he expects at least a thousand to enter his “Sister Italia” contest.

Father Rungi wants to dispel the myth that nuns are frumpy old fuddy-duddies. “Today it’s not like that any more, thanks to an injection of youth and vitality brought to our country by foreign girls”. He said there were nuns from Africa and Latin America who were “really very, very pretty - the Brazilian girls above all”.

“Nuns are women above all else, and beauty is a gift from God,” he said. He also pointed out that nuns would not wear swimsuits or revealing outfits and that what he valued most in a woman was “inner beauty”.

“Nuns deserve much more attention they they get”. He said nuns had both “physical and spiritual beauty”, and often did social, caring or hospital work in which an “attractive presence” was an advantage.

Father Rungi,who has organised religious services on Naples beaches at which sunbathers can say the rosary, said photos of the contestants would appear on his blog at the beginning of September for online readers to vote for their favourite.

Unfortunately his blog doesn’t appear to accepting visitors at the moment.

All together lads “Oooooh, how do you solve a problem like Maria …”