Sun 24 Aug 2008
Five bargirls and a joke
Posted by Seymour Totti under _Amusing
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 Edmilyn |
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I heard this in a bar the other night so grab a beer and click open a gallery before you read it
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says to him, “Where the hell have you been?”
“I was out getting a tattoo,” he replies.
“Tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my cock,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?”
“Well,” he began, firstly I like to watch my money grow; second, once in a while, I like to play with my money; Three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!”
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