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It’s come to my attention the Shady Lady Ranch, a brothel in Nevada, is offering a US$50 gas voucher to customers who spend US$300 or more on services. According to Reuters owner James Davis said he already has had to order another $1,000 set of gas vouchers because the first $1,000 were spent in one week. Brothels are illegal in most of the US but legal in parts of Nevada. The rebate would just about cover the cost of a round-trip journey from Las Vegas.

I shall be bringing this to the attention of the management at the Darling Massage Parlour. Hopefully I’ll be able to convince them to reimburse my Skytrain fares on future visits.