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It’s come to my attention the Shady Lady Ranch, a brothel in Nevada, is offering a US$50 gas voucher to customers who spend US$300 or more on services. According to Reuters owner James Davis said he already has had to order another $1,000 set of gas vouchers because the first $1,000 were spent in one week. Brothels are illegal in most of the US but legal in parts of Nevada. The rebate would just about cover the cost of a round-trip journey from Las Vegas.
I shall be bringing this to the attention of the management at the Darling Massage Parlour. Hopefully I’ll be able to convince them to reimburse my Skytrain fares on future visits.
Posted: July 10th, 2008 under _Idle Thoughts.