Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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I came across some Indian anime the other day. It documents the saucy adventures of Savita Bhabhi, a bored Indian lady who’s husband is, conveniently, never around. I think Bhabhi means something along the lines of “neighbours sexy wife” but I may be wrong. I know there are some readers from India out there so please feel free to correct me.

It may not be as sophisticated as other types of anime but hey, a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step right? and Savita Bhabhi is an admirable first step.

The stories are updated daily. The first episode concerns a travelling bra salesman who gets himself into a bit of a … well go read for yourself.

For those of you that prefer real flesh and blood click on the thumbnail to the left to read all about the sub-continents hottest babe, Asha Kumara and her sweet little pussy

Visit: Savita Bhabi
See also: The sweet mystery of Asha Kumara
See also: An Indian Rose

Women are from Venus

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I was delighted to learn, via the good offices of ananova.com, that randy couples are queuing up to blow their hard earned wad on astral nookie.

Will Whitehorn, president of Virgin Galactic, said the group had been inundated with enquiries from couples hoping to make history. “One got in touch about a charter flight so they could be the first to have intercourse in space and get in the Guinness Book of Records.” He said

Having sex in zero gravity does sound like fun. But so does having sex in a hammock and having sex in the sea and I’ve tried both of those. Neither was easy and you have to be really determined to persevere.

In zero gravity the challenge would be even greater. You’d need some kind of climbing frame dealie to hang on to so as to anchor yourselves for the thrust

And you’d each need some Velcro on the pubic bone because if it slips out you could be stabbing around in the firmament for ages trying to re-dock.

Personally I’d be more interested to know if there is intelligent life out there … and whether it’s females are cute.

See also: A shag in a hammock

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One of the seventies best loved posters is on sale again. This time for a princely UK£300. This edition of the picture that soothed the early morning erections of many a student is available as a limited edition canvas print measuring 60cm x 80cm.

The photo was taken in 1976 by Martin Elliott and features 18-year-old Fiona Butler, his girlfriend at the time. Not, as many rumours have suggested, a male or transvestite.

My first thought was that they are hoping to sell it to exactly the same people that bought it 30-years ago but apparently it is something of a collectors item on e-bay. The edition is signed numbered and limited to a run of 1,850.

You can buy the poster online: Pyramid Posters
Interview with model: Fiona Butler

A young tourist is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After enjoying great sex she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on several occasions.

Rather enjoying it, the lad turns and asks her, “Why do you like doing that so much?”

“Because I really miss mine”, she replies.

Oh but it’s not funny. If you’re ever heading to Bangkok you need to be able to tell the difference between a lady and a ladyboy so I’ve devised a little test.

Now, you’re in Patpong, it’s nearly closing time. You’re three sheets to the wind and you are desperate to score. You stagger into one last bar, sway a little, close one eye and survey the stage. You’ve got to choose yourself a female. The odds are stacked against you but it’s not impossible - How many drinks will you have to buy to get a girl?

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