The right choice
A young tourist is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After enjoying great sex she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on several occasions.
Rather enjoying it, the lad turns and asks her, “Why do you like doing that so much?”
“Because I really miss mine”, she replies.
Oh but it’s not funny. If you’re ever heading to Bangkok you need to be able to tell the difference between a lady and a ladyboy so I’ve devised a little test.
Now, you’re in Patpong, it’s nearly closing time. You’re three sheets to the wind and you are desperate to score. You stagger into one last bar, sway a little, close one eye and survey the stage. You’ve got to choose yourself a female. The odds are stacked against you but it’s not impossible - How many drinks will you have to buy to get a girl?
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See also: Adult Guide Bangkok
See also: Interview with a ladyboy photographer
Posted: June 4th, 2008 under _Jokes/Funny/WTF.
Tags: Ladyboys, Thai