Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Most ladyboy lovers I’ve spoken to are quick to point out that having sex with ladyboys does not mean that you are gay. “We are still turned on by femininity,” they insist “whereas gay men are attracted to masculinity.”

My old mate Captain Outrageous agrees. “You still treat them as you would regular women, you open doors and stuff like that. In the bedroom you feel like you are having sex with a girl who just happens to have a dick. Once you get over that little barrier you are on your way to some pretty explosive sex.”

I was keen to know about post-ops, ladyboys who have gone the whole hog and had gender re-assignment surgery. “Personally I prefer them with cock intact.” says the Captain. “It adds a little extra to the proceedings and she can’t fake an orgasm like regular girls can. That said there seems to be plenty of guys who favour the post-ops”

But why, isn’t that just going back to square one? “Not at all.” Explains the Cap’n. “What you have to remember is that although she now has the body and genitals of a girl she still has the same lust for wild uninhibited sex that you have. And as I’ve said before; that can get pretty explosive”

Just as there are bars in Patpong that are dedicated to ladyboys there is also a bar, Kings Corner, that is staffed exclusively by post-op ladyboys.

Now the nets first website featuring exclusively post-op ladyboys has just been launched. It’s called Ladyboy Pussy

Website: Ladyboy Pussy
Interview: Captain Outrageous
Challenge: Can you tell the difference

……….Hello sailor

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“Dude, where’s our aircraft carrier?”, suggested this mornings South China Morning Post as one of the most likely thoughts to be running through the minds of more than a hundred crew members of the USS Ronald Reagan.

The ship, which was in Hong Kong for a spot of shopping, was supposed to stay until Monday but thundered out of port along with a cruiser, three destroyers and a frigate on Sunday afternoon leaving the men high and dry.

It seems the big swinging dicks in command had decided that Typhoon Fengshen, which had already upended a ferry in the Philippines killing hundreds, was getting too close for comfort so the US fleets fastest carrier upped anchor and fled.

The marooned men, meanwhile, did what any self respecting sailors would do and went to hoist their flags in the Filthy Acre to await further orders.

Times change but a sailors basic needs don’t. The Filthy Acre, or Beermuda Triangle as it is sometimes known, does in fact provide full support for stranded sailors. Beer, women, short-time hotels and all-day breakfasts are all within easy stagger of each other. The district of Wanchai has been providing these services throughout 150 years of British rule to the present day. The only difference now is that the Suzie Wongs come from all over Asia.

Meanwhile Typhoon Fengshen has been downgraded to a severe tropical storm and is expected to be closest to Hong Kong late tonight.

See also: Wanchai, aka the Filthy Acre
See also: Going for the ball
See also: The Red Lips bar, Hong Kong

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Nineteen-year-old Xiao Yun is a student in Beijing but she is native of Sichuan province in China. Her village was destroyed in last months devastating earthquake. Although her family are all in Beijing she has, never-the-less, been doing her bit to help raise money for the victims by posting pictures of herself, scantily clad, on a Chinese bbs and encouraging people to donate.

“I am still a student,” she says, “so I am doing my part in my way. I just want to give something back to my hometown.” The forum thread in which she posted the pictures received over a million hits in just a few days. I can understand why.

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Donate: Here

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This is one of the worlds first ever porn cartoons. It was made in 1928 and documents the adventures of it’s hero, Harton, as he attempts to bury his own treasure. Inspired by the birds and the bees it seems Harton will have a go at anything.

The quality is a little rough but that is to be expected and there are some delightful moments.

No one ever took credit for making the movie but legend has it that it involved some pretty big names of the day. Acording to Wikipedia it was made in honor of the pioneering animator Winsor McCay, whose work greatly influenced Disney and is still held in high esteem in animation circles. It was originally shown at a private party.

Watch: The disease of lesbianism
See website: Classic vintage porn movies

Yuka

Veronika

Amiko

Ognennaja

Tin Tin

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The blonde might be natural but the redhead isn’t. I don’t mind though, I love shocking colours. So we have a platinum blonde, and a shocking red sandwiched between three quite different Asian bodies. What a party!

See also: Five naked girls
See also: The Spice of Life
See also: Porn without borders

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“You can come see me?”

“Eh? who is this” I said

“Manny, no one coming today”

“Eh? … Oh Mandy.” I remembered her tight Chinese pussy

“No one coming today, you can come?”

Mandy had only recently started working the rooms but she’d given me her number on my first visit. I had subsequently used it a few times so my number was in her phone’s memory.

Now the evening before had brought a truly impressive thunder storm and the heaviest rainfall in Hong Kong’s recorded history. It had got me thinking about Goth girls and sex by candlelight but Goths are pretty scarce in Honkers so I’d spent the evening in the company of some very fine beers

“You can come today?” she implored.

“Not today,” I said “I drink too much beer, no money left.”

“No problem, you can come.” She said with finality.

There had been quite a lot of flooding in her part of town. She said the girls that work nearby rooms had all stayed home and she had no one to talk to and no customers all day. “How come you are there?” I asked. She said she had stayed all night because the rain was too heavy.

It was just after 1.00pm. “OK, give me thirty minutes,” I said. Who am I to let a lady down?

I hung up, grabbed my wellies and headed for McDonalds. After years of consorting with working girls I’ve developed a sixth sense - I just know when they are hungry.

See also: A Hong Kong MILF