Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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I do like I do like music don’t you? I find it soothes and relaxes. One of my favourite pieces is Wagner’s Ring and I found a delightful book on Amazon that throws a little light on this deep and intense work. The synopsis says; ‘The book is designed to serve as an introduction to the “Ring” as well as a companion to fans and performers.”

But of course it was the customers own reviews that that told me that it really was worth buying;

David says, “I first began dipping into Wagner’s ring for only short spurts, but soon it began to consume more and more of my time,” While J R Arseley admitted he “…found the prospect of exploring Wagners vast Ring mouthwatering.”

But Tommy Two thumbs felt “Wagner’s Ring lacks the warm loving fluidity and the inner pink fluffiness that other more traditional avenues have to offer”

Click here to read them all
Edit: It seems the fun loving folks at Amazon UK have removed all the reviews but if you search Amazon.com there are still a few good ones … but don’t tell them that

See also: Singing for my supper

“Want to eat Chinese?”

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I read an intriguing article the other day on the basics of cunnilingus. It was written by a woman so I guess that is about as authoritative as you can get.

It did offer some interesting insights and I shall be happily trying them out but I have to confess, I don’t think I’ve ever met two women who like it the same way. You think you have it worked out, at least you know exactly what to do to get the girl you’re with into a delicious frenzy. But when you try the same techniques with another girl it leaves her cold … or you discover her clit is so sensitive you have to peel her off the ceiling. As the author says; “… the things women like and don’t like are as individual as women are. If something doesn’t get a positive response, move on and try something new.”

I always ask, it’s nothing to be ashamed of … asking I mean. Giving a woman satisfying head takes time and those old tongue muscles can’t go on forever. And when you’ve got a pair of thighs wrapped around your ears it’s sometimes difficult to tell the difference between a moan and a groan. Most women are only too happy to tell you or show you how they like to be touched, and they appreciate that you ask rather than going for trial and error.

There is only one piece of advice I’d like to add to the original article; get into a comfortable position before you start. You need to be able to move your head freely and you need to be able to get your fingers in there to take over when you get cramp in your tongue.

And remember the 69 position is without doubt a lovely position but it is only practical for a short while. If you actually did bring her to a climax in that position you might find that her thighs clamp tightly around your head and it could be several minutes before you are allowed to breathe again.

“Check in and check out my yummy, super-smooth Japanese pussy”

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Residents in Tokyo’s sleazy Kabukicho district are unhappy about a new hotel raising the tone of the area. At the end of March Best Western opened their Shinjuku Astina Hotel the company’s first in the city.

“The hotel is surrounded by cabaret clubs, nightclubs and karaoke joints. Right behind it is the Golden Gai and the love hotel district lies right before your eyes,” a Kabukicho adult business source says. “I’m sure the refined lobby and its cafes will be used for all sorts of meetings or places to have interviews for nightclub hostessing jobs. But I wonder whether the call girls will be able to use it…”

Residents are less than happy “Some people complained that the sudden appearance of such a tall building has ruined their TV reception.” says a local restaurant owner.

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There are some funny names in Thailand. Actually most of them are nicknames. They do have formal names, they are often chosen by a monk when the child is about 30 days old. These are usually long and cumbersome and only used for official documents.

In the meantime the doting parents bestow a nickname, usually the first thing they think of when they gaze upon their little bundle of joy. Noi, Nit and Lek are common. They all mean small … which is reasonable enough. Bum is cutely dimpled, Deng means red and Som means orange. Presumably that is how the wee bairns looked at birth.

I have met a frog (Gop), a several birds (Nok) and an alarming number of girls called Moo … which means pig. How that sneaks into the post-natal lexicon is beyond me.

Noi means little and kanya means girl but as you can see from the picture on the right our Noi Kanya is no little girl.

The word porn comes from the ancient Pali language and it really does mean beauty. I’d say Noi Kanya is definitely great Porn.

See also: The bargirl name game
See also: Rainy Season

Anna

Aileen

Jenni

Dana

Mine

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Can’t complain at that! Five new sweeties for all you Met lovers out there. Actually that’s not strictly true, I had that Jenni on here in the last of these posts. But I’d never say no to second helpings … would you?

See also: The Spice of Life
See also: Porn without borders