Archive for April, 2008
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Stuck on you
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Romania: Having already brought five children into the world Nicolae Popovici and his wife decided enough was enough. Time to get serious about contraception.
And serious they got. They invested in a nice comfortable super-sized condom. Unfortunately it was a bit too super-sized so to help it stay in place Nicolae super-glued it to his cock.
The […]
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
Condom capers
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I’ve been working on a review of popular condoms recently, it will be published here in due course.
Now there are just to many to do a really exhaustive survey so I’ve decided to omit all the special effect varieties, you know, the textured and the flavoured. They may be worth a post in their own […]
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Thursday, April 17th, 2008
Annual check-up
Nurse Erika has a shaved pussy
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So I went for my annual medical check-up the other day, the nurse said to me; “Mr. Totti, you really must stop masturbating.”
“But w-w-why?” I stammerd.
“Because I’m trying to examine you!”, she said.
See Also: Philosophy is like an erection
No Comments » - Posted in Japan, _Amusing by Seymour Totti
Monday, April 14th, 2008
Contraceptive jab for men stabbed in the back
Gratuitous smut, now read the story
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A new contraceptive injection for men that has been developed in Sydney is in danger of being shelved because pharmaceutical companies don’t seem very interested in making it available to the public. Whats more the Queensland government don’t seem very enthusiastic either.
Associate Professor Peter […]
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Sunday, April 13th, 2008
Toss bots
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No Comments » - Posted in Japan by Seymour Totti
Thursday, April 10th, 2008
Mother care and manga
Unemployed French maid seeks gainful employment. Click for details
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It seems young Japanese girls dressed as saucy French maids are now passe. In Osaka maid cafes have been a eclipsed by a new otaku venture. Next time you scuff your knees, cut yourself shaving or miss the bus, head on over to […]
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
Penetrating Wagner’s “Ring”
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I do like I do like music don’t you? I find it soothes and relaxes. One of my favourite pieces is Wagner’s Ring and I found a delightful book on Amazon that throws a little light on this deep and intense work. The synopsis says; ‘The book is designed to serve as an introduction to […]
