Archive for March, 2008

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Going for the Ball

A fifty five-year-old Scottish man was, according to Friday’s South China Morning Post, found in a public park in Ho Man Tin wearing a mini skirt, silk stockings, high heels and make-up. He was also padlocked and chained to a park bench. “A friend did it for fun.” he said as he was arrested […]

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Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Recreational drugs

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You’re laying back in a nice bubble bath with a masseuse trying to squeeze your dick between her firm soapy tits and all you can think about is whether you took the lottery tickets out your shirt pocket before you put it in the laundry, or did you put some fresh kitty litter down […]

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Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

The disease of Lesbianism

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I found this fabulous Video on Lisa Baxter’s site. Hollywood cranked out hundreds of short propaganda and public awareness campaign films back in the 40’s and 50’s.
This little gem deals with Lesbianism, which at the time was viewed as a disease rather than a lifestyle. It was written and produced by Cecil B. DeMille […]

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Friday, March 21st, 2008

Thermae, Bangkok: The last chance saloon

Mature Asian women: Not shy and demure any more

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From the novel A killing Smile by Christopher Moore:
“Zeno, Headquarters, HQ, the Star Wars Bar on Sukhumvit. You can’t miss it. Fake Greek columns in front of a sign that reads Turkish Bath, Barber, Massage, Espresso Coffee Shop. Fritters fried in big pots […]

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

The bargirl name game

Hold still a moment, I think you’ve got something in your eye

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“Hi Khun Seymour,” she beamed as she put the bottle in front of me. “How you?”
“I’m good, Em, and how are you?”
“I’m not Em, I’m Lek!” I was shell-shocked, I’ve known her for at least […]

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

It’s a tough job

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Any fellow who thinks fucking for a living is just “my kind of job” may care to consider the fate of this intrepid reporter for Japan’s in Osaka, Japan. I tell ya, shagging women is a dangerous occupation, I’ve had my share of scrapes. But I always do my research first.
Still it gives me […]

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Monday, March 10th, 2008

Kathmandu revisited

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I had been reading the newspaper. I know, ghastly old fashioned things filled with half-truths and outright lies, almost as bad as the television. But I was trying to acquaint myself with recent events in Nepal with a view to paying a visit when I found a story about Kathmandu’s bar scene.
Now as far […]

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