Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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Growing up hasn’t always been so easy. Young fellows struggling with puberty these days can rely on the internet for a ready supply of free porn to ease the journey.

Before the world wide web free porn was much harder to come by. If a crumpled and worn copy of a magazine chanced into our possession we would guard it jealously, hide under a dusty corner of carpet way under the bed and hope that mum’s vacuum cleaner didn’t reach that far. Which, eventually, it always did.

For many of us though graduating from the ladies underwear section of mothers mail order catalogue or the occasional copy of National Geographic and into the good stuff involved considerable risk.

Razzle in my Pocket, the song in the video, is a charming tale that hi-lights the hazards that one young man encountered. It’s also a tale to which I think many, that reached adolescence before the internet age, will be able to relate.

Vintage porn

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Saitama, Japan - Clad in a brand new schoolgirl uniform that he had bought over the internet, any hopes that thirty-nine-year-old Tetsunori Nanpei may have had about being accepted by the student community were dashed when the pupils by the main gate started screaming.

Undeterred he skipped inside thinking that he would blend seamlessly with the teenage throng within. They screamed too. He was chased out by a member of staff, losing his wig as he fled, and was eventually arrested and charged with trespassing.

I wonder if he shaved his pussy.

Meanwhile down in Nagoya, according to the Mainichi Daily News, the blow job shops have been taking their lead from supermarkets. You can now get a try-before-you-buy sample. Fortunately they don’t jab a cocktail stick in it first.

Does Nana have a shaved pussy? you can find out by clicking her picture. You can find loads more Japanese shaved pussies right here

Not the blushing bride or her beau but good decoration for the article anyway … and yes, they both have dicks!

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Following last weeks interview, Captain Outrageous e-mailed me this story. He gave me permission to run it in it’s entirety.

From Pattaya comes the story of a Thai man and a Thai ladyboy who got married earlier this month. The couple went through a traditional Thai ceremony in the home of the groom’s parents, in Sriracha, and amongst the guests present and adding legitimacy to the occasion was the local mayor.

To be honest, I’m not sure what the legal standing of such a union would be in Thailand. There is no law that allows same-sex marriages, but on the other hand there doesn’t appear to be a law prohibiting them either. I’m on shaky ground here, and the Thais themselves don’t appear to really know. I suspect that like so much else in Thailand the subject is vague in legal terms because no one has sought to bind it up with rules and regulations. The Thais don’t like to be regulated, and regard with considerable justification their strong Buddhist beliefs and devotion to the monarchy to be sufficient for their social behaviour.

What is apparent in following the wedding story, was that everyone seemed to think it was completely natural.

Bride Thanyatorn, who is nicknamed Lulu, wore a cream-coloured wedding dress. She is a waitress at a restaurant named Krau Bangpra Seafood, in the Bangpra district of Sriracha. Groom Somkiat is also a restaurant worker.

The couple had a three-year relationship before deciding to ask permission from their families for a traditional marriage. The groom gave 9,999 baht to the bride’s parents as dowry. About 100 guests turned up at the wedding ceremony and the evening reception, including the Bangpra mayor and a local city councilor. The couple will start their married life by living at the home of the groom’s parents.

Thai reporters who asked the couple about their relationship received only the kind of replies that a conventional bride and groom might give. It all came down to love and happiness, they said. Everything seemed so normal. The fact that the couple are of the same sex didn’t appear to phase anyone.

There are all kinds of lessons one can draw from this. That Buddhism teaches tolerance. That the Western concept of sin appears pretty wacky in other parts of the world. That love is love. That a stable family background is invaluable. That people really should be left to mind their own business without state or religious interference.

Jenni

Asuka

Ketrin

Natalia

Julia

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I figured it was time for another Met-Art round-up. I’ve never been a member of the site, I shudder to think how many gazillions of pictures and movies they’ve got. I can only jerk-off so many times in a day.

True, I don’t get a stiffy for every model that passes through my e-mail but it’s also true that I haven’t seen any that are ugly either. I haven’t seen any that would make me say, “Nah, I think I’ll go do the laundry instead.” Although there are some pretty tasty housewives use the coin-op laundry round my way.

But I digress, everyone is a hottie to someone and there is a good cross section of girls from Europe and around the world to add a bit of cultural variety.

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I picked up some Viagra in Hong Kong. It’s easy enough to get in Bangkok but not all that cheap. In Hongkers it’s cheaper but there is, I’m told, a greater risk from fakes. “Taste it”, I was told “if it tastes bitter it’s the right stuff, if there is no taste it’s fake.

So this afternoon I cracked open a box, pushed one out of it’s blister pack and gingerly nibbled the corner. If you’ve ever tasted an aspirin you’ll know how bad these things can taste. I couldn’t taste a thing. I took a larger nibble, still nothing. Starting to feel rather peeved I threw the rest of the tablet in my mouth and crunched it up angrily … yeeeuch! it was disgusting.

Ten minutes later I was standing on the sky-train opposite a rather delicious looking shop girl. She didn’t know it but the tent pole in the trouser department was rock solid and demanding attention. I was desperately counting the stations to the Darling Massage Parlour, I was going to need a couple of their little brown fucking machines.

The lesson of this story is that if you chew up your viagra it gets into your dick much quicker. Just keep some fruit juice handy to get rid of the taste.